Saturday, 24 April 2021

120

Escape (1930) - Early Ealing drama.


Mystery Train (1931)



Money Talks (1932) - British Jewish comedy.

Se also the Divorce of Lady X (1938) and mr. Emmanuel (1944), with a Cushingesque  Felix Aylmer.


Bed of Roses (1933)- Dreary 30s drama.


Sequoia (1934) - Proto Disney wildlife.


The Amateur Gentleman (1936)


Bulldog Drummond's Revenge (1937)/Bulldog Drummond's Peril (1938)/Bulldog Drummond in Africa (1938)/Bulldog Drummond's Secret Police (1939)


Tom Sawyer, Detective (1938) - Donald feckin' O'Connor.


The Gaunt Stranger (1938) - Edgar Wallace krimi.


Romance on the Run (1938) - Republic timewaster.


6000 enemies (1939) - Porridge for Pidgeon. 


Boy Slaves (1939) - Young prison dash.


Mutiny in the Big House (1939) - Routine prison yarn for Monogram.



The Great Man Votes (1939) - See Staggering Stories of Ferdinand de Bargos clips undubbed!

They Came by Night (1940) - Routine British crime movie with eccentric turns by Will Fyffe and Kathleen Harrison.


Smilin' Through (1941) - Oirish muck.


The Prime minister (1941) - Gielgud is Disraeli. Beat that, Arliss. 


Tarzan and the Secret Treasure (1941) - Routine jungler.


I Killed that Man (1941) - Poverty row crimer. 


Gallant Lady (1942) - Poverty row time-killer.

See also Dangerous Lady (1941)


They flew alone (1942)



Rationing (1944)/Blonde Inspiration (1941)/Washington Melodrama (1943) - Catching up on the MGM I had missed.


Goupi Mains Rouges (1943) - Routine French drama.


Remarques (1944) - Routine Gabin.


Alaska (1944) - Monogram northern.


The Great Sacrifice (1944) - Colourful Nazi shite. 


I live in Grosvenor Square (1945) - Routine propaganda.

See also Great Day (1945)


Beware of Pity (1946) - Routine tearjerker


Suspense (1946)/The Hunted (1948) - Strange, hypnotic ice skating noirs, vehicle for British skater Belita.


Under the Sun of Rome (1948)


Bamboo Blonde (1947)- Routine RKO b musical.


 Le Silence est dor (1947) - Chevalier for Clair.


The Imperfect Lady (1947) - Another Britoid music hall drama. 


Homesteaders of Paradise Valley (1947) - Republic b-oater.


The Noose Hangs High (1948) - Abbott and Costello  go to Eagle-Lion. 


It's A Joke, Son (1947) - Forgotten radio character Senator Claghorn, now known only for inspiring Foghorn Leghorn.


This was a Woman (1948) - Routine melodrama with Sonia Dresdel.

See also the Third Visitor (1951)


State Peniteniary (1950) - Routine Warner Baxter classic. 


Southside 1-1000 (1950) - Undistinguished AA noir.


Cargo to Capetown (1950)  - Routine shipbound melodrama.


Volcano (1950) - Routine Anna Magnani melo.


Whistle at Eaton Falls (1951) - Routine drama with Lloyd Bridges.


The Lady and the Bandit (1951)  - Louis Hayward is Dick Turpin. 


Pride of St. Louis (1951) - Dreary baseballer. 


Guilty Bystander (1951) - Routine poverty row noir. 


Man Trap (1952) - Hammer quota quickie noir with Paul Henreid. 


Last Train from Bombay (1952) - Routine colonial tosh.


Target Hong Kong (1953) - Typical yellow peril. 


City of Shadows (1955 )-Republic toh with Victor McLaglen.


Let's be Happy (1957) - Forgettable Edinburgh-set musical.

Surprisingly, no Finlay Currie, John Laurie or Duncan Macrae, but you do get Gordon Jackson singing in a kilt.


Hong kong Confidential (1958) - Faux-quota quickie proto-Adventurer tripe with Gene Barry as a club singer/spy trying to find an Arab prince.


Fate of a Man (1959)


il Vedovo (1959)


The Immoral Mr. Teas (1959) - Barely immoral. 

Karate Hand of Death (1961) - Rubbish would be kung fu.


So Evil, So Young (1961) - Reform schooler Danziger's style.


The Nun and the Sergeant (1961) - Heaven knows Mr. Allison with added Japanese schoolgirls. 


The L Shaped Room (1962) - Brock Peters actually sounds Mancunian when he's supposed to be from the Caribbean, but when your costar is Pat Phoenix, it's hard not to.


The Wild and the Willing (1963) - McShane and Hurt and Brett drink. 


Do you know this Voice (1964) - Interesting quickie with Isa Miranda and Dan Duryea in the Uk suburbs.


None but the Brave (1966) - Toho war fare, weirdly directed by Frank Sinatra.


 The Master Demon (1991)/Sword of Heaven (1985) - Low budget American attempts at Asian action fantasy. Sword at least has a Belfast sidekick.


First Surrender (1971) - Undistinguished giallo with Javier Bardem's ma. 


Sweet Jesus Preacherman (1972) - Why the hell did MGM buy this?


Midnighter (1973) - Charming Lithuanian kidvid.


Catherine and Co (1973) - Somehow charming, thanks to Jane Birkin.


Simona (1974) - Laura Antonelli bullfighting vehicle.


The Astrologer (1975) - The greatest Republic Pictures revival attempt/vanity project ever set in Glasgow. 


Crypt of Dark Secrets (1976) - 


Polk County Pot Plane (1977)


The Bodyguard (1978) - Dodgy Americanisation starring Chiba as himself?!?


Burnout (1979) - Tired racing picture. 


Improper Channels (1981)  Dreary Canuck drama. See also Friends, Lovers and Lunatics (1989)


Moonlight Mask (1982) - Ropey Japanese motocross Lone Ranger.



Hearts and Armour (1983) - Excalibritta!


Dream One/Nemo (1984) - Curiously overlooked in terms of 80s comic book movies, a weirdsville Boorman-produced Film on Four Europudding starring Jason Connery as Little Nemo, with Mathilda May, Carole Bouquet, Harvey Keitel, Nipsey Russell,


POW The Escape (1986) - Routine Cannon fare.


War Dog (1987) - Swedish actioner.


Berserker (1987) - Faux-Scando slasher.


Death Run (1987) - Amateur but ambitious Michael J Murphy post-apocalyptica.


Hollow Gate (1988) - PM slasher schlock. The one highlight is one of the actors is named George Cole. Not Arfur, sadly. 


Savage Justice (1988) - The sensei/monk looks like Ken Morley.


Lily was Here (1988) - Remembered only for the Dave Stewart theme. 


Never Say Die (1988) -  Saw an edited version of this. Tightened but it seemed to go in circles. Temeura Morrison an interesting tough guy. 


Traxx (1988)/Action USA (1989) - Texan madness.


Riverbend (1989) - 60s set southern drama, an interesting but flawed vehicle for Steve James, at last given a starring role. 


Hell High (1989)  - Dreary not-Canadian-but-cold slasher.


Rescue Force (1990) - Like an Andy Sidaris film seemingly on no budget, but with foreign locale shooting.


Baby Brown (1990) - Ifrikan copshite.


Beastmaster 2 (1991) - Initially cheeseball fun, soon tails off.


Lena's Holiday (1991) - Slightly erotic unfunny romcom.


Nothing but Trouble (1991) - Oh, Dananananaykroyd, what were you thinking?


Evil Toons (1992) - Grim Fred Olen Ray film.


Leprechaun (1993) - Surprisingly fun.


The Gifted  (1993) - Ambitious indie African-American alien invasion film.


Night Train to Venice (1993) - Supernatural erotic thriller made by Cannon, that yes, Hugh Grant regrets.


Monolith (1993) - Sub-Glickenhaus actioner starring Bill Paxton. John Hurt must have done this for lager money (knowing his career, a big bottle of Lamot)


Deadfall (1993) - Coppola family gettogether.


Death Machine (1994) - Stephen Norrington, having worked on Hardware decides to make his own-faux-Richard Stanley film.  It's glossy, it has Hootkins, it's 2000 AD-y Fauxmerican dystopia, but it hurts me to say this, it's sillier than Hardware.  Rather too po-faced yet at the time goofball. 


Four Rooms (1995) - Technically part of the Roald Dahl cinematic canon, doomed to be confused with Blame It on the Bellboy. 


Mother Night (1996)


I woke Up Early the day I died (1996) - Billy Zane IS Ed Wood.


The Impostors (1998) - A great underrated comedy. Platt and Tucci should have made more of these films. A discovery?


Pi (1998) - More paper than tin. 


Breakfast of Champions (1999) - watched this alongside The Last Days of Frankie the Fly (1996), and the two kind of blended.


Friday, 19 March 2021

180

 The Last Fight (1983)


True Identity (1991) - Feels like a Screen Two, despite how much money Disney threw at it.


Your Cheatin' Heart (1964) - Did they cast the wrong George Hamilton?


Amok Train (1989) - Jesus, this is one good looking film. 


Brothers in Blood (1987) - the only Vietnam war film to have a lead be a soldier turned avant-garde spoken word artist drag performer. 


slugs (1988) - Eh.


Shadow of the Vampire (2001) - It's a one joke premise.


Original Gangstas (1996)


A Gnome named Gnorm (1990)


Weapons of Death (1977) - Tonally a mess


The Boy who Stole a million (1960) - Sub-Euston comedy.


Wicked Stepmother (1988) - What was Cohen thinking?


Fortresss (1992)


Disembodied (1998)


The Cat (1992) - Bonkers, vilent Hong Kong horror/action about an alien cat. 


Death Becomes Her (1992) - It's just a feature length Tales from the Crypt.


Baby Blood (1990) - French attempt at comedy gore. 


Slums of Beverly Hills (1998) - Natasha Lyonne seemed suited to 70s period dramedies. 


To Sleep with Anger (1989) - A stressful, confrontatonal film. Danny Glover's smile, grr...


Afraid of the Dark (1991) - A quota quickie for the 90s.


Pin (1988)


The Unholy Three (1925)


The Green Fog (2017) - Guy Maddin edits lots of film of San Francisco together.

See also Cowards Bend the Knee (2003) and Careful (1991) and The Saddet Music in the World (2003), The Forbidden Room (2015), Twilight of the Ice Nymphs (1997), Keyhole  (2011), Brand it on the Brain (2003)


Bay of Angels (1963) - Typical Demy.


Mystics in Bali (1981)


Poltergeist ii (1986)/Poltergeist III (1988)


Poison for the Fairies (1986)


5 Women for the Killer (1974) - Dreary giallo with Francis Matthews.


Philadelphia Here I Come (1975) - The American Film Theatre captures 70s Irelan, a world of Quix and Vim and Flash and Boland's biscuits, and Kellogg's corn flakes.  And all the Irish stars.  Young 


Mutilations (1987) - Ambitious stop-motion aliens vs Oklahoma am-drammers. 


The 2 Marshalls (1960) - More Toto.


Shackout on 101 (1955) - Weird to see Lee Marvin young. 


Once Upon A Girl (1976) - It' horrible. Cartoon fairytale porn, with  Hal Smith doing a variant of his Winnie the Pooh voice as Mother Goose and the voice of Frank Welker.


Nightmare Beach (1989) - Almost refuses to be a slasher. 


Hail Mafia (1965)  - Shadow blend around the actors., Jack Klugman's prematurely aged face hanging out of darkness The cheapness of the film just helps.


Prelude to Happiness (1975) - Amputee romance. Bizarre artefact.


Black Candles (1982)  - Larraz makes a basic Satanic sex film, set in England.  


Executive Koala (2005) - Oddly enchanting. 


Seeding of a Ghost (1983) Typical Shaw honron.


Ishtar (1987)


New Jack City (1991), King of New York (1991), Bad Lieutenant (1992) - Get these confused.


Reversal of Fortune (1990)/Six Degrees of Separation (1993) - I often get these confused too. 


Street Trash (1987) - Typical gorecom grot.

Been watching a lot of NYC movies - Cadillac Man (1990), Boomerang (1992), Blue Steel (1990), Hudson Hawk (1991), Who's That Man (1993), Palermo Connection (1990), Hangin' with the Homeboys (1991), Out for Justice (1991), In the Spirit (1990), The Refrigerator (1991),  A Shock to the System (1990), Lonely in America (1990), What about Me (1993) The Hard Way (19991), All the Vermeers in New York (1991), Still Life (1990),  Funny About Love (1990), The Pickle (1993), Maniac Cop 2 (1992). Maniac Cop 3 (1993), Awakenings (1990), the Super (1992), Strictly Business (1991), Green Card (1990), Ghost (1990), Street Hitz (1992), Sinners (1990), By the Sword (1991), State of Grace (1990), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990), II Secret of the Ooze (1991), New York Cop (1993), Jumpin' at the Boneyard (1991), Metropolitan (1990), Q and A (1990)Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD (1990), Men of Respect (1991), Jacob's Ladder (1990), Presumed Innocent (1990), Mo Better Blues (1990), Do the Right Thing (1990), Pillow Talk (1959), Funny Girl (1969), Johnny Suede (1991), Straight out of Brooklyn (1991), Billy Bathgate (1991), Naked in New York (1993 - an indie Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World), Glengarry Glen Ross (1992),  The Night we Never Met (1992), the Saint of Fort Washington (1993), Home alone 2 (1992), Malcolm X (1992), the Fisher King (1991) Prince of Tides (1991), Scent of a Woman (1992, with added Munsters), Mac (1992), Sugar Hill (1992),Frankie and Johnny (1991), Night and the City (1992), The Wedding Banquet (1993), Other People's Money (1993), Laws of Gravity (1992), Deceived (1991), Chain of Desire (1992), A Stranger Among Us (1992), Queens Logic (1991), Single White Female (1992), Light Sleeper (1992), Staying Alive (1983), The Pickup Artist (1988), Vampire's Kiss (1988), Plutonium Baby (1987), Call Me (1988), See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989), Running on Empty (1988), Crossover Dreams (1985), Robot Holocaust (1986), Family business (1989), Special Effects (1984), Perfect Strangers (1984), Cobat Shock (1986), the Oracle (1986), Necropolis (1987), Prime Evil (1987), Tenement (1985), Lurkers (1986), The Undertaker (1988), Black Rain (1989), Legal Eagles (1986), Forever Lulu (1987), Jumpin' Jack Flash (1986), Call me (1988), Rooftops (1989), Beyond Therapy (1987), Sea of Love (1989), Slime City (1988), Splatter University (1984), Last Rites (1988), True Believer (1989), Someone to Watch over me (1986), Eat a bowl of tea (1989), Slaves of New York (1989), Roseland (1978), True Blood (1989), Body Rock (1984), Lonely Guy (1984), Unfaithfully yours (1984), True Love (1989), Sidewalk Stories (1990), Romantic Comedy (1983), Trilogy (1969), Old Enough (1984) World according to Garp (1982), Crocodile Dundee (1986), Last Exit to Brooklyn (1989), Fast Forward (1985), Wild Style (1983), Mutant hunt (1986), A Rage in HArlem (1991), Stuck on You (1982), the plot against Harry (1971)


Whispers in the Dark (1992) - This cost $30 million. A "too classy to be a horror" "erotic thriller" with Alan Alda as a murderous nutter? 


Freelance (1971) - Nice, sleazy turn from Peter Gilmore.


L'Amour de Braque (1985) Gallic nonsense.


Victor/Victoria (1982) - Nice to see Michael Robbins. 


Night of the Living Dead (1990) -

Monday, 8 March 2021

120

 100 Days (1991)  - Bollywood giallo.


Stone in the Mouth (1983) - Bland thriller with Harvey Keitel.


Walking the Edge (1984)-  Half-arsed vigilante movie with Robert Forster and Nancy Kwan 


Hard Target (1993)- Serviceable but entertaining actioner, but never reaches the madness it quite needs.


Scrubbers (1983) - It's like a Magdalene home but they watch the Long Good Friday on VHS. Features as the borstal staff lesbian icons Pam St. Clement and Miriam Margolyes, plus Dana Gillespie and Pauline Melville. 


Fantasma D'Amore (1981)- Michael Kroecher is a delightfully weird presence. 


Revenge of the Radioactive Reporter (1990)- Dipshit Toxic Avenger, then Dipshit Darkman.


 Laser Mission (1989) - Brandon Lee tries to be a Bond-type. He looks a bit Duncan Jax here.


Girl with a Pistol (1968) - London-set swinging Italian comedy.


The Loves and Times of Scaramouche (1976) - The Italian Royal Flash?


Les Ordres (1974) - Cold, clinical Canadian drama.


Leonard Part 6 (1987) - Err, it's as bad as I feared. Joe Don Baker is wasted. Poor Tom Courtenay, especially as he'd stopped acting in films for a decade before the Dresser relaunched him, and then he decides to do this?!? 


Train D'Enfer (1966) - Rote Eurospy with Jean Marais.


Il Sorpasso (1962) - Amiable routine Italian comedy.


The Cossacks (1961) - Rote Italian would-be epic.


Wake Up and Die (1966) - A proto-Eurocrimer.


I Deal in Danger (1966) - TVseries Blue Light with Bob Goulet transferred to the big screen.


Crooks in Cloisters (1963) - Amiable all-star Britcom.


Isabel (1968)


Slap af Frede (1966)- Danish spy "Comedy".


Duel of Champions (1961) - Alan Ladd looks sick here.


Buddha (1961)  - Lots of Japanese-looking "Indians" in this sumptuous but hard to follow epic.


Lion Man (1976)


2 Colonels (1960) - Toto and Walter Pidgeon, together at last.


THe Phantom of the Ritz (1989) - Snooze.

See also Torment (1986) - despite a neat idea with a final girl. 


Innocent Prey (1984) - Bland Aussie slasher. Ironically if they'd actually shot the Texas stuff in Australia, it'd have been more fun.


The Corpse Eaters (1974)- Homemade Canadian gore.


Miami Blues (1991) - Amiable, faux-Coen Brothers lark. 

The Purple Ball (1987)


Wolshead - the Legend of Robin Hood (1969) - Dismal pilot for an Arthur of the Britons-type series.


The Last of the Knucklemen (1978) - An excellent collection of Aussie character actors. 


Byleth (1972) - Ropey Italian horror. 


Bad Charleston Charlie (1972) - Ropey gangster comedy.


The Horse (1970) - Typical Gabin.


Dracula's Daughter (1972) - Typical Jess Franco smut. 

Bad Charleston Charlie (1972) - Ropey gangster schlock. 


Cut Throats Nine (1972) - Bleak, tough but authentic feeling Spanish western.


The Intruder (1975) - A typical Florida tax shelter film that was never made to be released.


Tales from the Hood (1995) - Better than Boyz N THe Hood (1991), simply because of Clarence Williams III. 


She Came to the Valley (1979) - Peculiar, weirdly 50s type western. 


Satanico Pandemonium (1975)


Hard Knocks (1980) - Dreary delinquency from Australia. 


Revenge (1986) - 80s Oklahoma slasher shite. How did they get Pat Wayne into this?


Cattle Annie and Little Britches (1981) - Amanda Plummer and Diane Lane plus Burt Lancaster in an anachronistic-feeling western. 


The American Scream (1989) - Not the fun the video cover promotes, but a hideously ropey snow-slasher/sex comedy. 


Long Island Cannibal Massacre (1980) - It's a Ronseal kind of film. 


Akenfield (1974) - Didn't realise Peter Hall's epic of rural English life was contemporary set.


An American Hippie in Israel (1972) 


Eliza Fraser (1976)


Mutant (1984)


Lone Wolf (1988) - Werewolf versus, wait, they're teenagers?


Interface (1985) - Low budget, charmless Texan cyberpunk.


In the Shadow of the Blue Rascal (1986)


Boomerang (1976) - Routine Delon vehicle.


The Legend of Blood Castle (1975)


The Cop (1970) - Routine Eurocrime.


Watch Me When I Kill (1977) - Generic giallo.


Mamba (1988) - Rote snake horror with Mrs. Sting. 


Stone (1974) - Routine biker adventure, but being Austalian, that adds a lot.

Hell River (1974) - Half-baked but somewhat charming war film with Rod Taylor again doing his quarter-arsed American accent (still sounds Aussie, mind) and Adam West with bleached hair as a Nazi. 


Windwalker (1980)


Mad Mutilator (1985) - Amateurish French slasher.


Moon in Scorpio (1987) - Dreary middle-aged yacht slasher with Britt Ekland.


DEadline (1984)


Freakshow (1989)


Edge of the Axe (1989) - No sign that this is by Jose Larraz, but hey ho, it is.


Cardiac Arrest (1980)


Centrespread (1982)  - Typical Australian grot.

See also Hoodwink (1981) and Heatwave (1982), Man of Flowers (1983), The True Story of Eskimo Nell (1976),  Felicity (1978), Running from the Guns (1987), Kadaicha (1988)


Alley Cat (1984) - Rote vigilante pic.


Evils of the Night (1985) - Neville Brand looks like a nan.


48 hrs (1982) - Sure I had logged this, but no. It's just a fine cop buddy movie.

See also Beverly Hills Cop (1984)


Oddballs (1984) - Is this supposed to be a kids' film?


Witness (1985) - Can't believe this was not shot in Canada.


Jason Lives - Friday the 13th Part VI (1986)   - Huh.


Future Kill (1985) - Miserable punk SF


The Legend of Billie Jean (1985) - Supergirl and Lisa Simpson (in Southern "Mumma's watchin' her stories" mode) versus Man in a Suitcase. 


Teen Wolf (1985) - What a load of shite.


The Nest (1988) - Routine bug movie.


Demonwarp (1988) - Rural alien horror with George Kennedy.


The Wraith (1986) - The Car with a cyberpunk sheen.


Steel Dawn (1987) - Mad Pat in Sarth Ifrika. 


Reform School Girls (1986) - Pat Ast an underused presence.


Faceless (1987) - This might be my favourite Jess Franco. That cast...


The Housekeeper (1986)- Dreary Canadian psychodrama Ruth Rundell Mystery with Rita Tushingham. Begins in London, though the snowy Canadian industrial locale has a  more Northern look to it. 


Stand Alone (1985)/The Annihilators (1985) - Ropey New World actioners, but at least Stand Alone has Charles Durning giving it his all and Bert Remsen looking like Len Fairclough.

City Heat (1984) - Burt and Clint (and Richard Roundtree briefly) in one of those "Bugsy Malone with adults" films. 


The Red Headed corpse (1971) - Rote giallo.


Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveller (1989) - Aussie kids TV esque Canadian coproduction.

See also George's Island (1989)


Bedroom Eyes (1984)  Twink's pal Dick does sexy stuff.


Thunder Run (1986)/Rolling Vengeance (1987) - Routine truck stuff.


Kill Me Again (1989) - Routine Val Kilmer.


Pouvoir Intime (1986) - Fair Canuck thriller.


Nightmare  on Elm Street III - Dream Warriors (1987) - Nan Martin should have done more horror stuff, as a Sheila Keith-like presence. 


Heathers (1989) - the sheer late 80s-ness of it is a problem for this Millennial. Not the other stuff, which is fine. It's just 1989 was a time when things looked tacky. 


The Unnamable (1989) - Routine late 80s horror with plenty of FX, gloss but little actual meat and dull performances.


Killer Party (1986) - Feels like a Goosebumps, but then you realise William Fruet worked on that.


Dead Ringers (1988) - Excellent performance from the man in the pink castle. 


Out of the Dark (1988) - Divine emanating drag king vibes as a hard boiled PI is the one highlight. 


Creepshow 2 (1986) - Holt McCallany's big Irish head  dressed up as a Native American - like a member of the Indian Showband...


Sinbad of the Seven Seas (1989) - The Princess Bride Italian style. 


Bodycount (1986) - The Italains gamely do an American slasher, but there's no style or excitement.


Spookies (1986) - Is this supposed to be a kids' film?



Let Sleeping Cops Lie (1988) - Routine Delon vehicle.


Pumpkinhead (1988)- Typical mid-range 3-star US horror.


One Crazy Summer (1986)  Too obnoxiously zany


River's Edge (1986) - Dreary 80s indie music in film.


Twentieth Century (2019) - I like the visuals, but this latest film from the Winnipeg Film Group never really comes together. Nice to see once ubiquitous Canadian funnyman Sean Cullen again. 



Wednesday, 3 March 2021

110

 A Shot at Glory (2000), A Special Day (1977), Communion (1989), Mutant on the Bounty (1989), Mission to Venice (1964), The Strangeness (1985),  Omicron (1963), Robot Jox (1990), Star Crystal (1986), La Ciel sur la lete (1965), You are a Widow, Sir (1971), Silver Dust (1953), Deep River Savages (1972), Prison (1988), Hector the Mighty (1971), REvenge of Ivanhoe (1965), Our Man in Jamaica (1965), Twister's Revenge (1987), The Naked Witch (1964), Jerry Cotton - Dynamite in Green Silk (1968), Alerta - Alta Tension (1967), Candidate for  a Killing (1969), Supercolpo da 7 miliardi (1967), Wonderful Land of Oz (1970), Puss 'n' Boots (1971), Queen of the Seas (1961), Blood Sword of the 99th Virgin (1959), the Man from Orgy (1970), A Life at Stake (1956), Formula for Murder (1985), Secret of the Sphinx (1964), the Doll (1962), Charlie Chan's Secret (1936), the Trap (1946), the Golden Eye (1948) and Charlie Chan in Shanghai (1936), Charlie Chan in Honolulu (1938), Charlie Chan in Reno (1939) and Charlie Chan at the Racetrack (1936) Bloodtracks (1985), Life in Emergency Ward 10 (1959), Memphis Belle (1990), Sexy Susan Sins Again (1968), Four Crazy Draftees in the Army (1974), Santo vs Blue Demon in Atlantis (1969), This, that and the other (1970), A pair of Briefs (1962), Wetbacks (1956), Sandra (1965), Robin Hood and the Pirates (1960), Secret Agent 777 (1965), Cool It Carol (1970). No my Darling Daughter (1962), Father Dear Father (1973), My Crazy Head (1971), A man to Kill (1967), Kill Agent Gordon (1966)/Superseven Calling Cairo (1965)/Operation Poker (1965), Man on the Spying Trapeze (1966), CarrĂ© de dames pour un as (1966), Black Box Affair (1966), Circle of Intrigue (1956), A Man to be Killed (1967), L'Honorable Stanislas  (1963), Cinq Gars pour Singapour (1967), Der Fluch des schwarzen Rubin (1965), Super Spook (1975), Blood on the Stars (197?), Sunny (1941), Starcrash II (1981), the Wild Ride (1960), Deadwood '76 (1965), Munchies (1987), Gunmen (1994), Man is not A Bird (1965), The Happy Family (1952), Battle of El Alamein (1969), Soul Hustler (1973), Bloody Moon (1981), Virgin Witch (1972), Young Man with a Horn (1950), High and Low (1963), Woman in the Dunes (1966), Lady in Danger (1934), Top of the Food Chain (1999), Runaway Nightmare (1982), the Tin Girl (1970), Naked Evil (1966), Murder without crime (1950),  Brief Ecstasy (1937), I Complessi (1965), Double Cross (1941)


Cross Country (1983) - Bland Canuck thriller.


Mongrel (1982) - Aldo Ray, Miller lite and a killer dog...


Doorman (1986) - Forgettable if well-made semi-slasher with Bradley Whitford.


Dead Bang (1989)


Midnight (1989) - Lynn Redgrave as Elvira versus Tony Curtis. Like The Mummy Lives, not a comedy.


The Private War of Sgt. O'Farrell (1968) - Rotuine Bob Hope comedy. 


Kilink in Istanbul (1967) - Bond and Dracula soundtracks appear in this luantic Turkish item. 


Sudden Death (1985) - Routine female rape/revenge. 


Strike Commando 2 (1989) - The fact that Richard Harris in this horrid ninja/Raiders/Rambo knockoff is so staggering that I thought at points it were  a lookalike, but then he opened his mouth, and when a strange culchie/Yank twang came out in that unmistakeable voice, no, it is him. 


Passport to Shame (1959) - Rote Brit noir with Diana Dors and Eddie Constantine.


Mad at the World (1955)  - Surprisingly rote JD-er 


The Frightened Lady (1940) - Rote Edgar Wallace.


The Edge of the World (1937) - A very Scottish picture.


MIdnight Limited (1940) - Rote Monogrammer. 


The World Ten Times Over (1963) - Decent turns by Sylvia Syms and Billy Hartnell. 


Living Legend (1980) - Earl Owensby plays the legendary king of rock and roll, Eli.

That's right, Eli.

This not-Elvis however sings with the voice of actual Roy Orbison (whose career was in the gutter -hence his appearances in the Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club).

The songs are ear-scrapingly terrible, despite that voice.

Owensby has no charisma or presence, and you don't buy that he is this huge rock star. Dean Stockwell was a better lipsyncer to Orbison. Plus Orbison's voice is so inimitable that it just doesn't fit Owensby's lips. You may as well have just cast Orbison.

Tuesday, 5 January 2021

150

 


The Color of Pomegranates (1968), Blood Massacre (1991), Spirit of the Raped (1976), The Final War (1961), The President (1961), The Old Guard (1960), Tarzana (1969),  Les Grandes Families (1958), The Losers (1970), Bruce Lee and I (1975), Martin Luther (1954), The Power (1984), Guess What Happened to Count Dracula (1971), Modern Girls (1986), The No Mercy Man (1973), Black Fist (1974), Bloody Friday (1974), Robinson Crusoe (1970), Don't Mess with my Sister (1988), Alien Space Avenger (1989),Uranium Boom (1956), Satan's Harvest (1970), It Can be Done, Amigo (1972), The Red Chinese parable Breakng with Old Ideas (1977), Toto, Peppino and the Fanatics (1960), W (1974), Underground (1970), Route 666 (2001), Maniacts (2001), Pact with the Devil (2004), Long Time Dead (2002), Falcon and the Snowman (1985), Arachnophobia (1991), Orloff against the Invisible Man (1971), Night of the Sharks (1987), Ginger in the Morning (1973), Gulliver's Travels (1939), the Son of Hercules aGainst the Mole Men (1964 - with Raffaella Carra!), the Limping Man (1953), Criminal Affair (1968), Lonely Wives (1931), Invisible avenger (1958), Wild Women of Wongo (1958), Inspector Hornleigh (1939), Inspector Hornleigh on Holiday (1939), Inspector Hornleigh goes to it (1941), Trapped (1949), From Hell to Borneo (1967), the Boxer (1972), Magic Voyage of Sinbad (1953),  Chained for Life (1952), Tokyo Story (1953), The Virgin Goddess (1974), Parlor, Bedroom and Bath (1931), Dear Murderer (1947), Elves (1989), Boy God (1982), Saint and the Dance of death (1960), Private Buckaroo (1942), Eldorado (1966), the King and I (1956), Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (1988), Entrapment (1999), How to Make A Doll (1968), Evel Knievel (1971), The Only Thing You Know (1971), Secret Nation (1992), the Handyman (1980), lex Beaux Dimanches (1974), the Confession (1964), Little Cigars (1973), Slumber Party 57 (1976), Angel's Brigade (1979), Racquet (1979), I Sailed to Tahiti with an All- Girl Crew (1968), Confessions of a Window Cleaner (1974), Up in the Cellar (1970), Naughty Stewardesses (1975), Moving Violations (1985), Grand Seduction (2013), Confessions of a Driving Instructor (1976), Five Minutes to Love (1963), the Chinese Bungalow (1940), Further up the Creek (1958), Rabid Grannies (1959), Candles at Nine (1944), Case of Charles Peace (1948), the Blue Man (1985), Nobody's Perfekt (1981), Lemonade Joe (1964), the Siege of Sidney Street (1960), Bombay Talkie (1970), French Quarter (1978), Ride the Hot Wind (1971), the Sheriff's Strange Son (1982), Assault on Agathon (1976), Dr. Satan (1966), Rocambole contras las mujeres arpias (1966), Frauds (1993), Wild Gals of the Naked West (1962), the Tanks are Coming  (1951), Carry on, Admiral (1957), Wild Riders (1971), Dial Help (1988), the Lamp (1987), Silent Madness (1984), Fatal Games (1984), A Slight Case of Larceny (1953), Flat Top (1952), Dark Journey (1937), the High Bright Sun (1964), They who Dare (1954), Esther Waters (1948), Love Laughs at Andy Hardy (1946), Shogun's Ninja (1980), the Naked Zoo (1970), the Hooked generation (1968), Psychedelic Priest (1971), The Woman Between (1931), the Man from Yesterday (1932), along Came Love (1932), Delightfully Dangerous (1945), the Quiet Duel (1949), The Inheritance (1977), Lemmy pour les dames (1962), Le Distrait (1970), A Different Story (1978), All my Good Companions (1969),  and two by Chabrol - just Before Nightfall (1969), and the horrid The Breach (1970), Lola (1981), Veronika Voss (1981), Santa's Christmas Elf named Calvin (1971), Santa's Christmas Circus (1966), the Magic Christmas Tree (1964), International Crime (1938), Affair of Cappy Ricks (1937), Wallaby Jim of the Islands (1937) , the Dirt Gang (1972), Appointment with Fear (1985), Shame (1968), Sannikov's Land (1973), Commandos (1968), Fury of the Wolfman (1971), Author, Author (1982), Satan War (1980), 84c mopic (1989), The Beloved (1971), Curse of the Aztec Mummy (1957), Robot vs Aztec Mummy (1958)

Tuesday, 8 December 2020

130

 The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant (1972), the Marriage of Maria Braun (1979), Ten Wanted Men (1955), Railroaded (1947), Parole inc (1948), Leave it to the Irish (1944), the Wild Ride (1960), The Video Dead (1987), Life for Ruth (1962), Bloodrage (1983), Wall Street (1987), Central Station (1998), Jamon Jamon (1992), Zatoichi (2003), Murder at the Windmill (1949), Scum of the Earth (1963), Moonshine Mountain (1968), Sister Streetfighter (1974), Lovers and Liars (1979), Chino (1973), Something Weird (1967), the Hellhounds of Alaska (1973), Double Bunk (1964), The Break (1963), Lunch Hour (1961), Sam Whiskey (1969), A Place to Go (1963), Priest of Love (1981), Calculated Risk (1961), The Painted Smile (1962), Dilemma (1963), a Matter of Choice (1963), East of Elephant Rock (1977), the Wicked Dreams of Paula Schultz (1968), Klynham Summer (1982), Flesh Feast (1970), Captain Scarface (1953), Night of the Cat (1973), Sixteen (1972), Maryjane (1968), the Beaver Trilogy (2000), the Yellow Teddybears (1963), Woman from the Sea (1959), Empire of the Dark (1990), Skullduggery (1983), The Ladies' Club (1986), Mosfilm's Rock and Roll Wolf (1981), Spider Labyrinth (1988), Invasion (1965), The Face of Eve (1968), 80,000 suspects (1963), THe House of the Spaniard (1936), Beloved Vagabond (1936), the Ware Case (1938), Honeymoon for Three (1935), I Believe in You (1952), the Fortunate Fool (1933), the Girl in the Taxi (1937), swamp women (1956), Hundra (1983), Warrior of the Lost World (1982), Texas Lightning (1981), legacy of Satan (1974), Rumble in Hong Kong (1973), Death Bed The Bed that Eats (1977), the Superweapon (1976), the Gatling Gun (1973), Madron (1970), Girls on the Road (1972), Fists of Bruce Lee (1978), Give us Tomorrow (1978), Snake Shadow, Lama Fist (1978), Ninja in the Dragon's Den (1981), Where the Green Ants Dream (1984), Bruce Lee, We Miss You (1978), the Zodiac Killer (1971), the Children of Sanchez (1978), Snake in Monkey's Shadow (1978), Satan's Children (1975 - so camp someone says "shut that door!"), Citizen's Band (1977), Black Shampoo (1975 - worth it for the presence of middle-aged twink/Hollywood public access doyenne Skip E. Lowe), the Hired Hand (1971), Deliver us from Evil (1974), LVN's Revenge of the Dragon (1978), Cat Murkil and the Silks (1976), Why Shoot the Teacher (1977), New Fist of Fury (1977), Mantis Fist and Tiger Claws (1977), Stevie (1978), Perceval (1978), Silver Saddle (1978), Karate Warriors (1974), the Amazing Dobermans (1976), The Daring Dobermans (1973), The New Monsters (1977), the Devil's Possessed (1974), The Triple Echo (1972), the little Princess (1939), Hell in Normandy (1968), cabiria (1914), Tarzan's New York Adventure (1942), the Gracie Allen Murder Case (1939), Red Zone Cuba (1966), Zorro and the 3 Musketeers (1963), Longtime companion (1989), Floating Clouds (1955) Pod People (1953), Fear (1952), the Savage Seven (1968), Tim (1979), Orgy of the Dead (1965), the misleadingly titled Giant of Evil Island (1965), the Sun's Burial (1960), Banning (1967), Sky west and Crooked (1966), Bye Bye Brasil (1980), Bomber (1982), Hard Country (1981), Le juge et l'assassin  (1976), Madame Rosa (1977), Adalen 31 (1969), Clair de Femme (1979), Marriage Italian Style (1964), Danger Pays (1966), the Boys of Paul Street (1969), Coup d'etat (1973), Report to the Commissioner (1975), Breathless (1983), Midnight Crossing (1988), Beyond Glory (1948)

Sunday, 29 November 2020

230 -actually 229

 Anatomy of a Psycho (1961), The Black Klansman (1966),  Colossus and the Amazon Queen (1960), Zatoichi meets Yojimbo (1970), Kill (1968), Sanjuro (1962), Who Killed teddy Bear (1965), Grijpsta and de gier (1979), A Night Full of Rain (1978), Double Jeopardy (duplicate), Fear and Desire (1952), Invasion from Inner Earth (1974), Welcome Home Brother Charles (1975),  Killing Heat (1981), Attack of the Robots (1966), Mouchette (1967), Fritz the Cat (1972), David Holzman's Diary (1967), Double Jeopardy (1955), Satan's Brew (1975 - duplicated inititally), A view frm the Bridge (1962), Another Shore (1948), The Courier (1988), The Christmas that Almost Wasn't (1966), Black and White in Colour (1976), Cold Steel (1987), Quiet Cool (1986), Just fr the Hell of It (1968), Breaker Breaker (1977), the Rage Within (1969)), Mysteries (1978), King Kung Fu (1976), the Billion Dollar Hobo (1977), Tototarzan (1950), Bluebeard's six wives (1950), Wild in the Sky (1972), Sebastiene (1976), L'Automobile (1971), The Portrait ofan Artist as a Young Man (1977), the 36th Chamber of Shaolin (1978), Iphigenia (1977), Les Scenes De Glace (1974), Berlingeur I Love You (1977, which begins with Roberto Benigni looking at posters at Lilli Carati and Laura Gemser Emanuelle films), the Cameraman (1928), Love Affair, or the Case of the Missing Switchboard Operator (1967), the Hunt (1966), Elvira Madigan (1967), Through A Glass Darkly (1961), Smorgasbord (1983), Dillinger is Dead (1969), Blood Diner (1987), Madame Claude (1977), the Idiot (1951), the Earrings of Madame De (1953), the Connection (1961), une Partie de plaisir (1975), les Biches (1968), Man of Marble (1977), Man Called Adam (1966), Two Women (1960), Venina venini (1961), The War is Over (1966), Muriel (1963), Andrei Rublev (1966), the Tree of Wooden Clogs (1978), Mado (1976), All Screwed Up (1974), Victory March (1976), Le Pays Bleu (1977), Un borghese piccolo piccolo (1977), Anne and Muriel/Two English Girls (1971), We All Loved Each Other So Much (1974), One Sings the Other Doesn't (1977), Robert et Robert (1978),Death on a wet Friday (1986), Stark fear (1962), I'll Give my Life (1960), Night of Evil (1962), Rat pfink a boo boo (1966), Maidstone (1970), the Glass Cage (1964), Invisible Adversaries (1977),  the Psychopath (1973), the Battle of Love's Return (1971), Gordon, the Black Pirate (1961), Eddie Romero's the Passionate Strangers (1966), Nazarin (1959), White Voices (1964 - Castratosploitation with Barbara Steele), Black Magic 2 (1976), Law and Disorder (1958), Sands of the Desert (1960), Playgirl Killer (1967), Little Fugitive (1953), Bang Bang  (1967), the Angry Breed (1968), Degree of Murder (1967), Chafed Elbows (1966), Babo 73 (1964), two tons of turquoise to taos tonight (1975), No More Excuses (1968), Andy (1965), the Beatniks (1959), Deux hommes dans Manhattan (1959), Dark Odyssey (1961), Joe D'amato's the Pleasure Shop on 7th Avenue (1979), the Cool World (1963), Pay or Die (1960), Hotel Monterey (1973), Sweet Love, Bitter (1967), I'm Waiting No More (1973), From the Mixed-up files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler (1973), the Deadly Art of Survival (1979), Sonny Boy (1989), the Telephone Book (1971), Unmade Beds (1976) and the Foreigner (1978), Bloodrage (1980), Rome 78 (1978), Ciao Manhattan (1972), A Very Natural Thing (1974), Jenny (1970), Saturday Night at the Baths (1975 - with Pete and Dud in cameos), El Super (1979), Sugar Cookies (1973), Driller Killer (1979), Women in Revolt (1971), the Cross and the Switchblade (1970), the Pursuit of Happiness (1971), Emanuelle in America (1977), Jane Austen in Manhattan (1980), Just Tell Me What You want (1980), the Long Island Four (1980), Permanent Vacation (1980), Forty Deuce (1982), Losing Ground (1982) Waitress (1982), Subway Riders (1981), Smithereens (1982), South Bronx Heroes (1985), Daniel (1983), Arthur (1981), Soup for One (1982), Endless Love (1981), Easy Money (1983), Six Weeks (1982), Lovesick (1983), Without a Trace (1983), School Daze (1988), She's Gotta Have It (1986), Dear mr. Wonderful (1982), Kill or be Killed (1976), Kill or be Killed (1950), Eagle Shadow (1973), the Vampire's Coffin (1958), Zorro contro Maciste (1963), the Black Cat (1966), One Potato Two Potato (1964), Battle of Blood Island (1960), Nobody Waved Goodbye (1964), Naked Angels (1969), Diary of a Chambermaid (1964), Attack from Space (1965), War Italian Style (1965), Portrait of Terror (1965), A Jester's Tale (1964), the Incredible Mr. Limpet (1964), the Passion of Anna (1969), Five Loose Women (1974), Malone (1987), Stick (1985), Le Petit Soldat (1963), Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow (1963), The Two of Us (1967), 2 ou 3 choses que je sais d'elle (1967), The Lost World of Sinbad/samurai pirate (1963), Black Eye (1974), Five Days of Milan (1973), Enforcer from Death Row (1976), The witch who came from the sea (1976), Black Starlet (1974), Mardi gras Massacre (1978), Little Laura and Big John (1973), Fearless Hyena (1979), Magnificent Bodyguards (1978), Dragon Fist (1979), benji (1974), For the Love of Benji (1977), Cria Cuervos (1976), Bootleggers (1974), Cop in Blue Jeans (1976), A Slightly Pregnant Man (1973), alambrista! (1977), Score (1973), In Praise of older women (1978), Graduate First (1978), All in the Family (1975), The Great Adventure (1975), Sex with a Smile (1976), Alvin Purple (1973), Tigers in Lipstick (1979), Nadja (1994), Immoral Tales (1973), Bed and Board (1970), The Homecoming (1973), the Middle of the World (1974), The Mattei Affair (1972), the Hanzo the Razor films (1972, (1973, (1974), Mon Oncle Antoine (1971), The Devil's Playground (1976), Mother Kusters Goes to Heaven (1975), The Demon (1978), Knife in the Head (1978), Le couple temoin (1977), The New Land (1972), the Getting of Wisdom (1977), My Brilliant Career (1979), Baal (1970), Whity (1971), Fear eats the Soul (1974), Mother and the whore (1973), The Merchant of Four Seasons (1972), Beware of a Holy Whore (1971), Fear of Fear (1975), the Widow Couderc (1971), LOve on the Run (1979), The Squeeze (1987), An Autumn's Tale (1987)


400 (399 actually - the Hidden Vault listed twice)

 The Secret of the Red Orchid (1962), Traitor's Gate (1964), The Terrible People (1960), Die Racher (1960),  The Black Abbot (1963), The Red Circle (1960), The College Girl Murders (1966), the Strange Countess (1961), The Curse of the Golden Snake (1963), The Hidden Vault (1964), The Phantom of Soho (1964), The Forger of London (1961), The Monster of London City (1964), Das Geheimnis der Schwarzen koffer (1962), The Racetrack Murders (1964), Die Hexer (1964)/Neues vom Hexer (1965), The Inn on the River (1963), the Green Archer (1961),  Mad Executioners (1963). Fellowship of the Frog (1959) , The Squeaker (1963), The Sinister Monk (1965), The Indian Scarf (1963), The Door with Seven Locks (1961), Room 13 (1964),  and the non-Wallace Wallace-alikes The White Spider (1963), Secret of the Black Widow (1963), The Murderer with the Silk Scarf (1966) and The Secret of the Chinese Carnation (1964),   Uppercut (1978), Colt 38 special squad (1976), Romero (1989), Armaguedon (1977), Anima Persa (1977), Le Trio infernal (1974), Whisper in the Dark (1976), All Souls Except the Dead (1977), The People who own the Dark (1976), Ring of Darkness (1979), Todo Modo (1976), Eyes Behind the Wall (1977),We are Going to Eat You (1980), Night of the Damned (1971), Die Warheit ueber Rosemarie (1959), Vampyros lesbos (1971), Death Drums along the River (1963),  Coast of skeletons (1965). A Reason to Live, a Reason to Die (1972), Marked Eyes (1964), Giallo (1934), Avenging Angel (1985), La Traque (1975), Dracula Prisoner of Frankenstein (1972), Ghosts of Rome (1960),


 Roselyne and the Lions (1989), Erik the Viking (1989), Sweetie (1989), The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover (1989), Cat Chaser (1989), The Mighty Quinn (1989), Pulse (1988), Young Einstein (1988), the Big Blue (1988), The Milagro Beanfield War (1988), Zelly and me (1988), Track 29 (1988), Married to the Mob (1988), The Moderns (1988), Salome's Last Dance (1988), Tucker - the Man and his Dream (1988), Zombie High (1987), Zombie Nightmare (1987), The Hidden (1987), Stagefright (1987), A Chinese Ghost Story (1987), Jane and the Lost City (1987), Black Widow (1987), Best Seller (1987), White of the Eye (1987), Straight to hell (1987), High Tide (1987), the Believers (1987), Good Morning Babilonia (1987), Prick up Your Ears (1987), Hope and Glory (1987), Extreme Prejudice (1987), Hog wild (1980), the Hostage Tower (1980), the Young Master (1980), My Bodyguard (1980), Headin' for Broadway (1980), Sitting Ducks (1980), One Trick Pony (1980), Hide in Plain Sight (1980), Why Would I Lie (1980), Willie & Phil (1980), the Loveless (1981), the Chosen (1981), the Woman Inside (1981), Gas (1981), Carnival Magic (1981), Chu Chu and the Philly Flash (1981), Lunch Wagon (1981), Lady Chatterley's Lover (1981), Pennies from Heaven (1981), Body Heat (1981), Whose Life is it Anyway (1981), Mephisto (1981). Smash Palace (1981), Mystery on Monster Island (1981)/Sea Devils (1982), The Sea Serpent (1984), Warriors of the Apocalypse (1985), Shoot the Moon (1982), Young Doctors in Love (1982), National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982), National Lampoon's Class Reunion (1982), Homework (1982), Slapstick (1982), Angel (1982), Brimstone and Treacle (1982), I Ought to be in Pictures (1982), The Year of Living Dangerously (1982), The Interrogation (1982), L'Etoile du Nord (1982), Lonely Hearts (1982), Yol (1982), Duvar (1983), Gunbus (1986), Regalo di Natale (1986), The Hitcher (1986), Police Story (1985), A Better Tomorrow (1986), Raw Deal (1986), Murder Elite (1985), Max mon Amour (1985), Agnes of God (1985), When the Wind Blows (1986), Defense of the Realm (1986), Cop au Vin (1984)/Inspecteur Lavardin (1986), First Blood part 2 (1985), Romancing the Stone (1984)/Jewel of the Nile (1985), Round Midnight (1986), Absolute Beginners (1986), Castaway (1986), Dogs in Space (1986), The Whistle Blower (1986), Born in Flames (1983), Loose Connections (1983), Gabriela (1983), Fanny Hill (1983), The Moon in the gutter (1983 - no one told me Bertice Reading was in this), the Star Chamber (1983), Heat and Dust (1983), Desperately Seeking Susan (1985), KGB - the Secret War (1985), Dr. Detroit (1983), Steaming (1985), Stroker Ace (1983), Nana (1983), Zombie Island Massacre (1983), Yellow Hair and the Fortress of Gold (1984), Molly (1983 - rather sweet kids' film about Reg Lye's singing dog), Valley Girl (1983), Heart Like A Wheel (1983), Careful He Might Hear You (1983), The Pirates of Penzance (1983), Losin' it (1983), Privates on Parade (1983), My American Cousin (1984), the Lightship (1985), the Coca Cola Kid (1985), Once Bitten (1985), Turk 182 (1985), a zed and Two Noughts (1985), Mishima (1985), Drowning by Numbers (1988), the Wild Life (1984), Misunderstood (1984), the Inside Man (1984), Cal (1984), The Bounty (1984), Rhinestone (1984), Sheena (1984), Mike's Murder (1984), the Flamingo Kid (1984), Stranger than Paradise (1984),


Sbatti il mostro in prima pagina (1972), Midi Minuit (1970), the Big Scare (1964), Parano (1981), La Bambola di  Satana (1969), A White Dress for Mariale (1972), Death haunts Monica (1976), The Killers are our Guests (1974), I kill, You Kill (1965), Shadow of Death (1969), 28 minutes for 3 million dollars (1967), The Strange Case of Doctor Faust (1969), A for Assassin (1966), Venus in Furs (1969), Young Torless (1966), Libido (1965), The Exquisite Cadaver (1969), the Witch's Curse (1962), Un Mostro e Mezzo (1964), the Immortal One (1963), The Hanging Woman (1973), Perseo l'invincible (1963), the Embalmer (1965), the Vampire of Dusseldorf (1965), Fantasmas en la casa (1961), Il Monaco di Monza (1963), Catacombs (1965), the Witch's Mirror (1962), Where Has Poor Mickey Gone? (1964), the Mask of Dijjon (1946), THe Possessed (1965), Weird Woman (1944),La torre de los siete jorobados (1944), Yotsuya Kaidan (1949, (1949),  Women of Twilight (1952), The ghost of Yotsuya (1959), The Ghost of Kasame (1957), Lady Vampire (1959), Girl Diver of Spook Mansion (1959), Beatrice Cenci (1956), Beatrice Cenci (1969), the Seventh Grave (1965), the Curse of Belphegor (1967), Hand of the Assassin (1967), Goliath and the Vampires (1961), the Diabolical Dr. Z (1966), Los desafios (1969), A Witch Without a Broom (1967), Lucky the Inscrutable (1967), The Hunchback of the Morgue (1973) , Toto Contro Maciste (1962), Gerarchi si muore (1961), Toto and Cleopatra (1963), Accadde al Commissariato (1954), Deadly inheritance (1968), Courte Tete (1956), the Demise of Father Mouret (1970), threshold of the Void (1972), the Sadist with Red Teeth (1971), Skin under the Claws (1975), Obscene Desire (1978), Violent Bloodbath (1974), Cop (1988), Toto le moko (1939), Ciak si muore (1974), Churchill's Leopards (1970), 


Love and Death in the Garden of the Gods (1972), Meet Sexton Blake (1945)/Echo Murders (1946), A Girl in Australia (1971), Berlingot et cie (1939), Kiss of Death (1974), Un Revenant (1946), Forbidden Photos of a lady above Suspicion (1970), Boudu saved from Drowning (1938), Tis Pity she's a whore (1971), A man, a woman and a bank (1979), Alice (1977), Celine and Julie Go Boating (1974), Red Ibis (1975), Delirium (1972), Madeleine  - anatomia di un incubo (1974), Erotic Games of a Respectable Family (1975), Presagio (1975), The Devil's Kiss (1976), Night of Death (1980), Demon is on the Island (1983), Blood Stains in a New Car (1975), chevalier de la nuit (1954), the Deadly Females (1976), Swamp of the Ravens (1974), Il Medium (1980), in a Glass Cage (1986), My Wife is a Witch (1980), Beauty of the Devil (1950), National Mummy (1981), Werewolf and the yeti (1975), Dracula blows his cool (1979 - "Transylvania's answer to Daisy duck"), Lulu (1980), Death Occurred last Night (1970), Cran d'arret (1970), Two Males for Alexa (1971), Calling All Police Cars (1975), Call Girls 66 (1965), Death knocks twice (1969), the Greek giallo to agistri (1976), Lipstick (1960), Maigret a pigalle (1966), The Shortest day (1963), the Great swindle (1971), the Student Connection (1974), long lasting days (1973), the Snake God (1970), Black Crown (1951), Huis Clos (1954) with Louis de Funes, Young Dracula (1977), Diabolic Nymphs (1978), Hex (1980), Queen Doll (1972), Deadly Games (1982), Bloodsuckers from outer Space (1984), the Touched (1981), Fantasmi e ladri (1959), the Green Cockatoo (1937), BEwitched (1981), the Trail (1983), Devil Fetus (1983), Ipnosi (1962), Dead man's eyes (1944), Ski Troop Attack (1960), Satanik (1968), Isabella - Duchess of the Devils (1969), the 3 Stooges meet Hercules (1962), Successive Slidings of Pleasure (1974), The Snow Woman (1968), curse of the Blood (1968), Blood Shack (1971), Pink Flamingos (1972), Haunted Castle (1969), Def by Temptation (1990), Curse of la llorona (1947), Motorpsycho (1965), Kuroneko (1968), the Ghastly Ones (1968), La Casa Stregata (1982), Secret of the Mummy (1982), Walter Hugo Khouri's Daughters of fire (1978), the Virgin Spring (1960), lake of the Dead (1958), There's Always Vanilla (1971), Darkman (1990), Nightbreed (1990). Scarab (1983), Sudden fury (1975), Best Defense (1983), India Song (1975 - Dobtcheff!), in the Midst of Life (1963), Der Fan (1982), Tower of Nesle (1955), Moi fleur bleue (1977 - obscure Jodie Foster), Madchen in Uniform (1959), Tenemos 18 anos (1959 - Jess Franco teen musical with a Phantom of the Opera parody), the Last DAys of Pompeii (1959), L'affaire des poisons (1955), the Witches of Salem (1957), Aladdin (1986), Au Pair Girls (1972), Interrabang (1969), Marta (1971), Fanny Hill (1964), Vicious Lips (1986), Fando y Lis (1968), the Ape Woman (1964), the World's Greatest Sinner (1962), Deathwatch (1966), Kill the Fatted Calf and Roast It (1970), Mitgift (1976), Five for Hell (1969), Conquest of Mycenae (1963), Who killed the Prosecutor and Why (1972), Detective Belli (1968), Qui (1970), Delitto d'autore (1974), the Designated Victim (1971), No, the Case is Happily Resolved (1973), Due occhi per uccidere (1968), Vergogna schifosi (1969), la Controfigura (1971), A Rather Complicated Girl (1969), Crimine a due (1964), Diary of a Murderess (1975), goofy comedy The Terror with Cross Eyes (1972), Without Knowing anything about her (1969), the goofy but interesting comedy NON FACCIO LA GUERRA, FACCIO L'AMORE (1966) and My Dear Killer (1972), Les Mysteres de paris (1962), Carnal Circuit (1969), Date for a Murder (1967), Mudhoney (1965), Cherry, Harry and Raquel (1969), Vixen (1968), Supervixens (1975), Up (1976), Fox and his Friends (1975), FRance Societe Anonyme (1974), Risate de Gioia (1961 - Toto and Ben Gazzara!), Quiet flows the Don (1956), Nothing but a man (1964)

Wednesday, 28 October 2020

160

Knives of the Avenger (1966), Shriek of the Mutilated (1974), Die Laughing (1980), Bride and the Beast (1958),  Sins of Jezebel (1953), too Scared to Scream (1985), Red Bells (1982), To All A Goodnight (1980), Trick or Treats (1982), Dr. Jekyll's Dungeon of Death (1979), Bad Man's River (1972), Whales of August (1987), The Ugly Duckling (1959), Golden Ivory (1954), Cloud Dancer (1980), 9 Deaths of the Ninja (1985), Ma Barker's killer brood (1960), Going Berserk (1983), Mad about MEN (1954), Nightmare in the Sun (1965), Top of the Heap (1972), Love from a Stranger (1947), Panic in the City (1968), I accuse my Parents (1944), The Young One (1960), Simon of the Desert (1965), Ah, les belles bacchantes (1954), the Bad Lord Byron (1949), Plot of Fear (1976), the Gangster (1947), Bill and Coo (1948), Day of Wrath (1942), Confessions of a Vice Baron (1943), Delinquent Daughters (1944), Flight to Nowhere (1946), Blonde Savage (1947), The Devil on Wheels (1947), Jungle Siren (1942), No 1 of the Secret Service (1977), Liane - Die weisse Sklavin (1957), Battle of the V1 (1958), Orders to KIll (1958), The Diamond (1954), Daughter of Shanghai (1937), Amour de Poche (1957), Jungle Street (1960), The Message (1977), Color me Dead (1977), Some Like it Cool (1977 - the Tony Curtis Casanova picture), Jigoku (1960), the Fifth Cord (1971), Amuck (1972), Erik the Conqueror (1960), Police Python 357 (1976), First Family (1980), Stone Cold Dead (1979), The Violent Professionals (1973), The Sicilian Connection (1972), Eyeball (1974), Spasmo (1975), secrets of a Call Girl (1973), Roma Violenta (1973), Napoli Violenta (1973), Killer Cop (1976), Eva Nera (1976), face of Terror (1962), The Wild Eye (1967), The Eroticist (1972), Mad Dog Killer (1977), Emmanuelle (1974), So Sweet so Perverse (1969), A Quiet Place to Kill (1969), Perversion Story (1969), The Bitch (1979), The Ambassador (1984), Last Cannibal World (1977), Manhunt in the City (1976), Streets of Fire (1984), The Cynic, the Rat and the Fist (1976), Rings of Fear (1978), the Challenge (1960), Ghosts of Hanley House (1968), Exorcismo (1975), Eagle's Wing (1979), Stunt Squad (1979), Bolero (1985), Suspicious Death of a Minor (1975), Ludwig (1972), The Climber (1975),  The Protector (1985), Howling II (1985), Deadly Force (1983), Grace Quigley (1984), The Hit (1984), Certain Fury (1985), The Skin (1981), Future Hunters (1986), Ghost Warrior (1984), The Dungeonmaster (1984), Manhunter (1986), split Image (1982), Jake Speed (1986), Omega Syndrome (1986), Cobra Mission (1986), Opposing Force (1986), Wanted Dead or Alive (1987), Contraband (1980), Star 80 (1983), The Lonely Lady (1983),Caligula (1979), Gymkata (1985), Pray for Death (1984), Rage of Honor (1987), Into the Night (1985), Mozambique (1964), Carpet of Horror (1962), Commando (1962), Doctor of St. Pauli (1968), The Gay Deceivers (1969), Scream of the Butterfly (1965), Flesh (1968), Trash (1970), Heat (1972), Brigand of Kandahar (1965), Face of the Screaming Werewolf (1964), Penitentiary (1979), Alakazam the Great (1978), joshua (1976), Wedding in White (1972), The Bus is Coming (1971), Thumb Tripping (1972), Good Luck Miss Wyckoff (1979), the Groove Tube (1974), Cosmos War of the Planets (1978), Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave (1976), Scorchy (1976), Maitresse (1975), Honey Britches (1971), Cat in the Cage (1978), The Hollywood Strangler meets the Skid-row Slasher (1979), Bummer (1973), The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith (1978), In the Folds of the Flesh (1970), The harrad Experiment (1973), Detroit 9000 (1973), Good Guys Wear Black (1978), A Force of one (1979), La Vallee (1972), The Story of O (1975), the Fifth Floor (1978), the Sea Wolf (1977), the Double McGuffin (1979), Female Trouble (1974), Short Eyes (1978), The Young Americans (1993)


Iron Eagle III - Aces (1993) - more like the Wild Geese than anything.


Year of the Dragon (1985) - A deranged epic of a New York that never existed.  Why is Fabia Drake in this? Wonderfully weird to see her in this. People criticise the film lead, Ariane as being wooden, but she's a TV reporter, so it works. 


Autumn Born (1979) - Horrible, unbearable, "classy" would-be erotica with Dorothy Stratten, made in rural Canada.


Gwendoline (1984) - The sexy stuff gets repetitive, and it's still rooted in old-school racist archetypes, but it's fun and it looks beautiful. And it has Jean "Aubergine" Rougerie as a British scientist, and Vernon Dobtcheff. 


The Naked Flame (1964) - Intriguing Canadian quota quickie with a mainly US cast, headed by Dennis O'Keefe, based on real-life Russian anarchists in Banff. Features a lot of Ritz crackers. 


Friday, 23 October 2020

150

OSSESSIONE (1943) - What is this film's tone?

The Church Mouse (1934) - Teddington try for the big time.  Also watched forgetttable Pat O'Brien vehicle the Great O'Malley (1935)

Tarzan Escapes (1938) - From racists into racism.


Anna  Karenina (1948) - the old story.


Lilli Marlene (1950)/The Wedding of Lilli Marlene (1953) - this was a franchise?


To Dorothy A Son (1954) - Peter Rogers production. In a parallel universe, Shelley Winters did the Carry Ons.

Seagulls over Sorrento (1954) - Rote naval comedy.


The Brain Machine (1955)/Escapement (1958)  - Rote Brit noir with SF elements. 

The Law (1958) - Routine Gina Lollobrigida drama. 

Broth of a Boy (1959) - A comedy about British TV in Ireland, with Barry Fitzgerald as Oireland's oldest Oirishman. 

Wake Me When it's Over (1960) - Ernie Kovacs, Dick Shawn, Jack Warden and Don Knotts in an aptly named 2 hour bore. 


Le Gentleman D'Epsom (1961) - Racing comedy with Gabin and De Funes. 

See also Le cave se rebiffe (1961) and Any Number can Win (1962).


The Day and the Hour (1963), On Friday at Eleven (1963)- 60s Europuds galore.


Cleoportes (1965)  - Lino Ventura and Charles Aznavour - together at last


The Wild  Bunch (1969) - Back when men in their fifties looked twenty years older. Except Borgnine, who never looked more fresh-faced.  See also Ballad of Cable Hogue (1970)


Run Wild, Run Free (1969) - The other Mark Lester horse movie, but like Black Beauty, feels Irish.


Believe in Me (1971) - Love Story with drugs, again.


Angel's Leap (1971) - Sterling Hayden and Gordon Mitchell versus Tintin-reading Asian assassins. What's not to love?


The Jerusalem File (1972) - finally found this actioner, mildly diverting and with Nicol Williamson, Donald Pleasence, Bruce Davison and Ian Hendry and a Troy Kennedy Martin script, but lazily directed and with a tragic ending that semi-fridges Daria Halprin. 


The Ragman's Daughter (1972)  - Fox tried to make a pre-The Bill Simon Rouse a movie star, alongside Victoria Tennant. A glossier take on Ken Loach from Harold Becker.


The Abdication (1974) - Religious epic with LIv Ullmann and Peter Finch. 


Take a Hard Ride (1975) - Despite the black leads, Margheriti and shooting in Tenerife, surprisingly  trad western. Apart from Catherine Spaak, Ronald Howard and Ricardo Palacios, a mainly American cast and Hal Needham does the stunts.  The Goldsmith soundtrack is way too good. See also Boss ****** (1975).


Boulevard Nights (1979) - Forgotten Chicano gang pic.


The Tin Drum (1979) - It's certainly an interesting film. Seeing Charles Aznavour was a bit of a shock.  See also The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum (1977).

Also watched various New World pictures, Christiane F (1982), Moonshine County Express (1977), The Hot Box (1972), The Woman Hunt (1972), Sweet Kill (1973), Cover Girl Models (1975), My American Uncle (1979), Paradise (1982), Women in Cages (1982)


Rich and Famous (1981) - Transatlantic tripe with an oddly uncredited Michael Brandon and Marsha Hunt (the African-American Hammer actress/former Jagger lover not the white blacklistee), Ray Bradbury, Paul Morrissey and Nina Foch as themselves. 


A Breed Apart (1984) - Ropey eco-vigilante saga. 


Mr. Scarface (1976) - Rote Eurocrime.


Ice Castles (1979) - Surprisingly not a tax shelter film. 


The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980) - Is that the Four Tops' theme from Shaft in Africa used in the party scene?


The Hot Touch (1981)- Features Canadian TV, so there's a plus. But very beige Canadian prestige product. Did Vadim really Direct it?

See also Tribute (1980) and the astonishing Martin's Day (1985).


Strictly Ballroom (1992) - Luhrmann is proper tacky, in't he?


Love Letters (1984), Wall of Death (1951), The Optimists (1973), Inadmissable Evidence (1968), Tony Arzenta (1973), Raw Deal (1948), Le Vice et la Vertu (1963), Youngblood Hawke (1964), Rome Adventure (1962), Hold that Blonde (1945), The Great American Pastime (1957), Forbidden Cargo (1954), Crooks Anonymous (1962), Windom's Way (1957), diamond City (1949), girl in Danger (1934), the Right Stuff (1983), the Moonspinners (1964), Fist of Fury (1972), Glory (1989), the Wiz (1978), the Presidio (1988), The House on Sorority Row (1984), The Forest (1982), Girls' Nite Out (1982), Maniac (1980), Ms 45 (1981), Effects (1980), Smokey bites the Dust (1980), Oasis of the Zombies (1983), Happy Hooker goes Hollywood (1980), the final Terror (1983), New York Ripper (1982), Scalps (1983), Executioner II (1984),Exterminator 2 (1984), Kill Squad (1982), Exterminators of the year 3000 (1983), the Big Score (1982), Blood Song (1982), House of Death (1982), A Blade in the Dark (1983), Joysticks (1983) , Devilfish (1984), They Call me Bruce (1982), Unhinged (1982), the Impossible Kid (1982), Don't Answer the Phone (1980), Conquest (1983), Day of the Cobra (1980), Ninja III (1984), An Eye for an Eye (1981), Zombie Lake (1981), Toxic Zombies (1980), Night of the Demon (1980), Eaten Alive (1980), Fist of Fear, Touch of Death (1980), The Great Rock and Roll Swindle (1980), Murder Obsession (1981), Boardinghouse (1982), Fairgame (1986), Absurd (1981), Ghostkeeper (1981), Farewell Uncle Tom (1981), Anthropophagus (1981), Clones of Bruce Lee (1970), Concrete Jungle (1972), Alien Dead (1980), Cannibal Apocalypse (1980), The Dorm that Dripped Blood (1980), Alien 2 (1980), Murder Rock (1984), R.o.t.o.r. (1989), Avenging Force (1986), American Ninja (1985), That championship Season (1982), Over the Brooklyn Bridge (1982), America 3000 (1987), Love Streams (1984), Runaway Train (1985), Barfly (1987), Street Smart (1987), Tough Guys don't Dance (1987), the Borrower (1991), the Berlin Affair (1985), Alien Predators (1987), April Fool's Day (1987), Opera (1987), Neon Maniacs (1986), Mean Frank and Crazy Tony (1973), Roseland (1972), Dillinger (1946), Girls on Probation (1938), Xanadu (1980), Insignificance (1985), The Criminal Life of Archipaldo de la Cruz (1955), Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1983), Flic story (1975), Child Bride (1938)




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Thursday, 15 October 2020

140

 


Village of Daughters (1962)/One Way Pendulum (1965), Hollywood Canteen (1943), Three (1969), the stagey Operation Eichmann (1961 - Hogan's Heroes - concentration camp edition), Tiara Tahiti (1962), Esther and the King (1960), The Shooting (1966), Carbon Copy (1981), The Informers (1963), The Bargee (1964), the Quare Fellow (1962), Our Man in Marrakesh (1966), The 3 Worlds of Gulliver (1960), Man-Trap (1961), The Bulldog Breed (1960), Operation C.I.A. (1965), Of Human Bondage (1964), A French Mistress (1960), Private Potter (1964), KIng and Country (1965), Night of the Grizzly (1966), The Outsider (1961 - teenage native American played by thirtysomething Tony Curtis), For the Love of Ivy (1968), Yojimbo (1961), Hands over the City (1963), the Ravine (1969),  the Beauty Jungle (1964), The Great Impostor (1961 - faux Canadian Tony Curtis), Taxi to Tobruk (1961), Magnet of Doom (1963), Doctor Dolittle (1967), The Idol (1966), Tightrope (1984), Red Dragon (1965), the German version of the Devil's Daffodil (1961 - the UK cut has Colin Jeavons instead of Kinski), the disappointing Mexican Brian Trenchard-Smith film Day of the Assassin (1979), Bartleby (1970), the Little Ark (1972), Wombling Free (1977), Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1971), what (1972), The Romantic Englishwoman (1975), Doctor in the House (1954, )Doctor at Sea (1955), Doctor at Large (1957) Doctor in Love (1960) Doctor in Distress (1963), Doctor in Clover (1966), Doctor in Trouble (1970), Desperate Living (1977), Werewolf Woman (1976), The Hunting Party (1971), Please Sir (1971), Harper Valley PTA (1978), Soldier Blue (1970), Man about the House (1974), the Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer (1970), Take me High (1973), The Jerk (1978), Who  Saw Her Die (1973), Leadbelly (1976), The Chess Players (1978), Song of Norway (1970), The Baby Maker (1970), the Cat Ballou knockoff starring Lee Marvin the Great Scout and Cathouse Thursday (1976), The Class of  Miss McMichael (1978 - set at the NFT), Gang War in Milan (1973), Don't Torture A Duckling (1973), Could it Happen Here (1977) and Shoot First, Die Later (1974) with Luc Merenda, Fassbinder's Despair (1978), Not Now, Darling (1973), Wrong Move (1975), Shoguns' Samurai (1978), China 9, Liberty 37 (1978), Seven Beauties (1977), the Spider's Stratagem (1970), Overlord (1975), Butley (1974), The Virgin and the Gypsy (1970), All the Right Noises (1970), Skin Game (1971), Autumn Sonata (1978), A Little Night Music (1977), Fingers (1978), La poudre d'escampette (1971), Saturday Night Fever (1977), The National Health (1973), The Spanish Gardener (1957), Appointment in London (1953), Commando (1985), Can't Stop the Music (1980), The Golden Child (1986), Lone Wolf McQuade (1983), Mannequin (1987), George and Mildred (1980), To Live and Die in LA (1985), Fright Night Part II (1988), The Seventh Sign (1988),  Suburbia (1983), Manhattan Baby (1982), Gorillas in the Mist (1988), Project A (1983), The Crimson Blade (1963), His and Hers (1961), THe Firemen's Ball (1966), the Gospel According to St. Matthew (1966), Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town (1989), Mack the Knife (1989), Leningrad cowboys go America (1989), Fury at Smuggler's Bay (1961/ The Hellfire Club (1961)), Love on a Pillow (1962), Le Voleur (1967), Don't Bother to Knock (1960), Too Hot to Handle (1960 - rip Herbert Kretzmer), Till Death Us Do Part (1969), Love is a Funny Thing (1969), Backfire (1964), The Man who Finally Died (1963), Cartouche (1962), the Amorous Prawn (1962), Mata Hari (1961), No Love for Johnnie (1961), the Long and the Short and the Tall (1960), The Angry Silence (1960 - Whicker!), The Young Ones (1961 - the Strand ad!), Beach Blanket Bingo (1964), The World of Sammy Lee (1963), Accident (1967), teorema (1968), Some People (1962), The American Beauty (1961) with Louis de Funes, A Matter of Resistance (1965), shoot the Piano Player (1961) , the Elusive Corporal (1961)

How do I Love Thee (1970)- A Comedy set at Lourdes with Maureen O'Hara and Jackie Gleason. Prime RTE filler. 

Closely Watched Trains (1966) - The CSF logo is the best. Trumptonesque.

The Lion (1962)


Sunday, 11 October 2020

222

 Assassination in Rome (1965), Fall of the Roman Empire (1964), How to Beat the High Cost of Living (1980), Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation (1980), Santa Claus (1985), the siege of Pinchgut (1960), Zombie Creeping Flesh (1981), three Smokey and the Bandits (1977, (1980, (1983), Eugenie (1970), 99 Women (1969), The Rats are Coming, the werewolves are Here (1970), the Body Beneath (1970), Enforcer (1976),  Who killed Jessie (1966 From Beyond (1986), Savage streets (1984), Scavenger Hunt (1979)), the Lion in Winter (1968), Eliminators (1987), Honkytonk Man (1982), Moonwolf (1958), the Big Noise (1944), Teenage Monster (1955), Don't Shout from the Rooftops (1959), Ein Mann geht durch die wand (1959), Maniac (1963), 4 for Texas (1963), The Belstone Fox (1973), The Plague Dogs (1982), Tarka the otter (1979), Cabaret (1972), Mr. Peek-Aboo (1951 - Bourvil and a French-speaking, undubbed Joan Greenwood), Nightmare at Noon (1988), American Gigolo (1980), Port of New York (1948), Cut and Run (1985), The Battle of Sutjeska (1969)/Battle of Sutjeska (1973), blaxploitation Big Time (1977), Private's Progress (1957), Pixote (1981), soldier of Orange (1977),  Katie Tippel (1976), UTU (1983), the Garden of the Finzi-Continis (1970), Don't talk to Strange men (1963), Dr Syn (1963), the Wicked  Lady (1983), Honky Tonk Freeway (1981), Bury Me Dead (1947), Ten Gentlemen from West Point (1942), Convoy (1940), the Yellow Canary (1943), Christopher Columbus (1949), Eureka Stockade (1949), Secret Mission (1942), The History of Mr. Polly (1949), Portrait of an Assassin (1949), They Were Sisters (1945), mission a Tanger (1949), Bad Boy Bubby (1993), Parting Shots (1999), Freejack (1992), Freddie as FRO7 (1992), Taffin (1988), Shakedown (1988), Tai-Pan (1986), Marilyn (1953), Happy is the Bride (1960), Serious Charge (1959), Miss Robin Hood (1952), Gunman in the Streets (1950),  Manina (1952),  The Net (1953), Yesterday's Enemy (1959), the Green Scarf (1954), The Galloping Major (1954), The Astonished Heart (1950), Alive and Kicking (1959), Ugetsu (1953), Bonnie Prince Charlie (1948), Lease of Life (1954), Miracle in Soho (1957), the Ringer (1952), Danger Within (1959), Escapade (1955), Tale of Two Cities (1958), A Hell in Korea (1957), Sumer with Monika (1953)


Also saw tiresome Ron van Clief vehicles Black Dragon (1974)/Way of the Black Dragon (1978)


Wild Guitar (1963), Pink Floyd the Wall (1982), Ooh You are Awful (1972), Gonks go beat (1972), Glen or Glenda (1953), The Fast and the Furious (1955), Naked Paradise (1957), Eskimo Nell (1975), Jive Turkey (1974), Reflecting Skin (1990), Sid and Nancy (1986), Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire (1986), the insane Crimes of Passion (1984), rotund war fare Three Stripes in the Sun (1955), Sea of Sand (1958), The Frightened City (1961), the Holly and the Ivy (1952), Three Men on a Horse (1936), Pygmalion (1938), Saturday Night and Sunday Morning (1960), The General (1926), Kipps (1941), Beauty and the Beast (1946). Gaslight (1940), Knife in the Water (1962), Daisies (1966), Last year at Marienbad (1962), Testament of Orphee (1950), Sunflower (1970), The Cruel Sea (1953), Mandy (1952), A Taste of Honey (1961), the sicilian (1986)/Salvatore Giuliano (1962), Nada (1974), A Kind of Loving (1962), Sparrows Can't Sing (1963), Turks Fruit (1973), Souvenir d'Italie (1957), the Young Mr. Pitt (1942), Next of Kin (1942),  It's Not Cricket (1949), Let's Live a  Little (1948 - Hedy Lamarr on poverty row), Sanders of the River (1935), Big Fella (1937), Song of Freedom (1935), Jericho (1937 - all four with Paul Robeson)             Bitter Rice (1949), Appointment with Crime (1946), Bulldog Jack (1935), The Good Companions (1932), The Deadly Companions (1961), The Small Back Room (1949), Batteries not Included (1987), Demons 2 (1986), Los Olivados (1950), Bad Taste (1987), Odette (1950), Rose Marie (1936), Le Grand Jeu (1934), the Intruder (1953), Throne of Blood (1957), Secret People (1952), the 400 blows (1959), the Birthday Present (1957), I Was Monty's Double (1958), Passage Home (1955), Cry the Beloved Country (1951), Hiroshima mon Amour (1959), Diary of a Country Priest (1950), The Godfather III (1990)


Coonskin (1975), Disco 9000 (1976), Velvet Smooth (1976), Tom (1973), The human Tornado (1976), Petey Wheatstraw (1978), Disco Godfather (1979), Penitentiary II (1982 - quite fun - Ernie Hudson in Errol Brown mode, Mr. T and Glynn Turman!), Slavers (1978), and the early-color-not-colored film Valley of Giants (1938)


Lovers and Other Strangers (1970) - Weird seeing Michael Brandon in his leading man days, black-haired Bea Arthur and sexy Cloris Leachman. See also The People next Door (1970).




Hatchet for the Honeymoon (1969), Two Evil Eyes (1990), Sergeant Deadhead (1964), the Pink Panther (1963), Spree (1979), Up the Creek (1958), Julius Caesar (1970), Macbeth (1971), Vudu Sangriento/Black Voodoo Exorcist (1974), Toxic Avenger (1984), Long Good Friday (1980).  Reanimator (1985), Half moon street (1986), Superargo (1966)/(1968), Werewolf vs the Vampire Woman  (1971), Sweet 16 (1983), Blood Splattered Bride (1972), Creatures the World Forgot (1972), Contamination (1971), Island Monster (1954), Bulletproof (1988), Green ice (1981), Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988), Maniac Cop (1988), Whoops Apocalypse (1986), Obsession  A Taste for Fear (1988), House of Black Death (1965), La Jetee (1965), the Fly (1986), Starchaser (1986), Zorro the Gay Blade (1981), Superfly (1972), Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984), Hills have Eyes (1978), Twilight Zone (1983), Cocoon (1985), Tron (1982), Fantastic Planet (1973, Jack the Ripper (1976), Taps (1981), One Down, Two to Go (1982), the astonishing  Leolo (1992), The Narrow Margin (1990), A Prayer for the Dying (1987), the Green Berets (1968)

Monday, 28 September 2020

48

 

Over the Moon (1939) - Color Merle Oberon vehicle. 


Zaza (1939)  - Claudette Colbert semi-musical. 


The Day will Dawn (1942) - rote war film. 


Way to the stars (1945 - b/w) - Generic Brtiish warfare.


The Affairs of Susan (-1945 - b/w) - Joan Fontaine comedy.


Margie (1946 ) - Rote teen semi-musical. 


wicked city (1947) - Rote vehicles for Jean Pierre aumont and Maria Montez.


john Loves Mary (1949)/The Hasty Heart (1949) - Imagine if Ronald married Patricia Neal instead of Roald. 


Adventures of Captain Fabian (1951) - Errol Flynn slumps to Republic, with badly-done Creole maids, vincent Price and Howard Vernon.


Lorna Doone  (-1951) - England with American accents ahoy.  Already mislogged as Lorna Dorne. 


The Brothers Rico (1957) - Dreary gangsterism. 


Rhapsody (1954) - Routine Elizabeth Taylor quasi-musical weepie. 


Francis of Assisi (1961) - Routine religious biopic.


Ten Little Indians (1965)  - Well-paced little adap. 


Room at the Top (1959) - Dreary. The sequel, Life at the top (1965) at least has Jean Simmons, Honor Blackman, Michael Craig, a returning Donald Wolfit all given starring billing, but Robert Morley isn't. The bits with Wolfit feel very mad science-y. "like fish and chips wrapped in a  News of the World"


The Fox (1967)  - Striking but overlong Canadian DH Lawrence adap. 


Finian's Rainbow (1968) - What a strange film. Leprechaun Tommy Steele solves racism by turning Keenan Wynn "black". 


king Solomon's Treasure (1977) - Bizarre South African-Canadian adap from Harry Alan Towers.


house of 1000 dolls (1967) - The worst AIP Price vehicle.

See also 99 Women (1969)


Rewatched the Glory Brigade (1953), Five Came Back (1939 - b/w), Flying Tigers (1942), Five Finger Exercise (1962), Time of Indifference (1963 - b/w), the Affairs of Susan (1945), Charlie Chan in Egypt (1934), A Hatful of rain (1957), Little Big Shot (1935 - b/w),  Endangered Species (1982), Darling (1965 - hey it's about UK Tv), Modern Problems (1981), Kotch (1971), A Breath of Scandal (1961), Caddyshack (1980),Ladies' man (1931) and Boots  Malone (1952) - which I thought was about a cowboy but it's William Holden training a delinquent jockey.

Also caught up on two Gary Cooper flicks - Now and Forever (1934) and One Sunday Afternoon (1933), the former with Shirley Temple, so I watched Temple's version of Little Miss Marker (1934), and then Thanks for the Memory (1938) and my Favourite Blonde (1942) with Bob Hope.


Von Richthofen and Brown (1971) - Might be one of Corman's best. Something close to Samuel Fuller. Hell, even the Irish actors seem convincing. 


Blackjack (1979) - Not the (1979) blaxploiter but a dreary Leon Garfield adap from noted kids adventure specialist Ken Loach. 


Red Sonja (1985) - Even at the time, the effects looked dated.


The Dead (1987) - God Sean McClory is good. The idea of an Irishman writing for the Daily Express is derided. Maybe he wrote Rupert. One of the great Irish films, and it was all shot in California.  young Maria McDermotrroe shocked me, being used to her in  Killinaskully. She had Kate Mulgrew vibes.


The Sect (1991) - Herbert Lom classes this bloody Italian thing up.



Wednesday, 23 September 2020

123

 Midnight (1934 - b/w) - Rote family drama, featuring Humphrey Bogart. 


Page Miss glory (1935 - b/w) - Forgotten Pat o'brien/Marion Davies musical. 


Where's That Fire (1940 - b/w) - Routine Will Hay.


First of the Few (1942 - b/w) - passable wartime biopic with Leslie Howard as Reginald "Spitfire" Mitchell. 


The Man in Grey (1943 - b/w) - The ultimate in Gainsborough.

see also Ealing's Saraband for dead lovers (1947)


Eve of Saint Mark (1944 - b/w) - samey Fox war fare.


Mystery of the 13th Guest (1943) - Forgettable Monogrammer.


See also The Way Ahead (1944), which with it shares David Niven. But it has the greatest cast of character actors - Niven, Stanley Holloway, James Donald, John Laurie, Leslie Dwyer, Hugh Burden, "Jimmie" Hanley, Billy Hartnell, Reginald Tate (ooh - first Doctor and first Quatermass), Leo Genn, Renee Ascherson, Tessie O'Shea, AE Matthews, Jack Watling, Peter ustinov "and Raymond Huntley", plus Esma Cannon


The Strange Mr. Gregory (1945 - b/w) - Rote Monogram mystery. 


They Were Not Divided (1950 - b/w) - Terence Young war pic starring Edward Underdown. 


Room to let (1950 - b/w) - One of two Lodger variants starring doomed Limerick-born Constance Smith, one of seemingly dozens of Rank charm school grads abandoned and then left to die young, 


Four in a Jeep (1951 - b/w) - Rote war Europud.


Something to live for (1952 - b/w) - Rote weepie. See also Ray Milland in Three Brave Men (1956).


Tom Brown's Schooldays (1951 - b/w)  - John Howard Davies does the old chestnut. With Robert Newton, James Hayter, Michael Hordern, Max Bygraves, Glyn Dearman (the other JH Davies - known for playing a Dickensian character, and then became a BBC radio producer)


Scared Stiff (1953) - Like the Karloff vehicle The Man with Nine Lives (1940), I swore I had seen this. Maybe just felt like it. See also Spooks Run Wild (1940), Doomed to Die (1936), The Miracle Man (1932 - b/w)


Julius Caesar (1953 - b/w) - It feels so small. 


Albert,  RN (1953 - b/w) - Routine British war fare, but with a dummy. Not to be confused with Carrington, VC (1954). 

 

Shark River (1953 - b/w) - Generic southern. 


The Black Tent (1956) - Dreary desert adventure.


The Naked Truth (1957) - The usual 50s comedy. Peter Sellers' turn as a Scottish TV personality in the McKeller/Stewart mould is terrifying. See also Carlton-Browne of the F.O. (1959 - with Nicholas Parsons!), The Battle of the Sexes (1959) and Wrong Arm of the Law (1962), Only Two Can play (1962), Trial and Error (1962), Where Does it Hurt (1972), and the bizarre Yellowbeard-for-kids Ghost in the Noonday Sun (1973)


Tom Thumb (1958) - Charming. Peter Sellers looks like Tim Healy.


Daddy O (1958) - Miserable AIP rockery.  See also Rock all Night (1957), Runaway Daughters (1956),  High School Hellcats (1958)...


Carve Her Name with Pride (1959 - b/w) - Typical WW2 film. 


Machine Gun Kelly (1958 - b/w) - Rote gangstery from Corman, an early lead for Charles Bronson. 

Operation Dames (1959) - AIP fluff with pervy soldiers and singing nurses. See also Tank Commandos (1958) and Paratroop Command (1959). 


El Cid (1961) - Typical epic. 

See also 55 Days at Peking (1963). 


The Last Judgment (1961 - b/w) - All-star DeLaurentiis fantasy comedy partly set in Liverpool. 


Sodom and Gomorrah (1962) - An Italian biblical epic, cinematic junk food on a large scale.


The Young Racers (1963) - Dreary Corman racing pic. 

See Also Pit Stop (1969)


I Maniaci (1964) - all-star Fulci comedy.


The Born Losers (1967) - Routine biker trash that launched Billy Jack. 


Mission Phantom (1967) - Fun visuals in this Euroheister with Fernando Sancho.


The Bride wore Black (1968)  Like the Paul muni Europic Stranger on the Prowl (1952), long thought I had seen this. 


Black Angels (1970) - The worst Hell's Angels picture?


A Man Called Horse (1970)/The Return of the Man Called Horse (1976)/Triumphs of a Man Called Horse (1983) - the last one is pure stale spaghetti, but these are intriguing films. Despite the heavy amounts of brownface and bag pigtail wigs. Harris is an ideal presence. 


Tragic Ceremony (1972)  - ?


Dillinger (1973) - so generic I swear I had seen this. But its a decent gangster fick. 


Five on the Black Hand Side (1973) - Pleasantly confrontational black family drama.


The Voyage (1974)  - Typical turgid vehicle for La Loren. By De Sica?!?!


Caged Heat (1974) - Rote women in prisoner.


Arabian Nights (19740 - Pasolini doing his usual. 


Adolf Hitler - My Part in his Downfall (1974) - Dullish biopic of young Spike Milligan, even though Jim Dale is way too old, the resemblance just gets uncannier year by year. 


Death Weekend (1976) - No matter how tough this rape-revenge flick gets, I can't take it seriously because Brenda Vaccaro I can only associate with Andrea Martin in SCTV no matter how many things I've seen her in, and as this is a Canadian production (SCTV associate Ivan Reitman producing) , it doesn't help. 


The Missouri Breaks (1976) - A western, yes, but Brando is so convincing as an Irishman. Really. Not just the voice, the body language. 


Robin and Marian (1976) - Is it supposed to be ludicrous? The ending is a tear-jerker, and the soundtrack is one of Barry's best.


A Bridge Too Far (1977) - A film no matter how much its epicness and scale and the fact I visited Arnhem age 12, I associate with being that film "Cos worked on", Cos being a family friend. 

See also Yanks (1979) and Cross of Iron (1977).


Hound of the Baskervilles (1978) - A Waste. Yet I'd lie if I said I wasn't partly amused. Cook and Williams should have switched parts, though. Kenneth Williams would have been a genuinely brilliant serious Sherlock. 


Force 10 from Navarone (1978) - It begins with a Patrick allen narration/montage, and because of Reeves and Mortimer, I can't take this seriously. 


The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh (1979)/Roller Boogie (1979) - Flip Wilson does two awful novelty disco movies for UA???


Don't Go in the House (1979) - I wish I didn't. 


see also The Slumber Party Massacre (1982), Final Exam (1981), Graduation Day (1981) and He Knows You're Alone (1980)

Night School (1981) - Feels like a slightly-above giallo because of the presence of the American but previously Rome-based Leonard Mann. The twist makes no sense. Is Rachel Ward the killer?


Encounters of the Spooky kind (1980)  - Some interesting gore. But quite indebted to Iron Fisted Monk (1981). 


City of Women (1980) - huh?

See also Il Bidone (1953) and Variety Lights (1950). Finishing up on Fellini. 


Charlie Chan and the Curse of The Dragon Queen (1981) - Why was this made? If it was a Tv pilot, it'd explain a lot. But it ain't. 


Comin at Ya (1981) - Whata beautifully strange western.


Knightriders (1981) - Flawed because of how strange it is - a creative anachronist knight of the realm finds himself living his delusion of being King Arthur, but Romero's ace up his sleeve is the casting of storyteller Brother Blue as Merlin.


Excalibur (1981) - It's bacially just nutters roaming about Wicklow. Even Clive Swift suggests my childhood. 


Enter the Fat Dragon (1981)   - Sammo at his best.


A STranger is Watching (1982) - TV movie-ish Kate Mulgrew thriller. 


See also Visiting Hours (1982), which features UBS, the titular Network of the 1976 film and American Nightmare (1983, equally generic, down to the Canadian setting). 


Handgun (1984) - Tough but well-made kitchen sink vigilante rape flick from Tony Garnett. Has a weird cod-reggae theme from Harry Nilsson. 



The Company of Wolves (1984) - The effects are so trashy, but the film is so "classy", but the performance from Rea and the tone projected by Mr. Neil Jordan of Bray  is pure Wanderly Wagon. Hey, product placement for DC Thomson. What a waste. Never noticed that Graham Crowden and Brian Glover were double-billed first, though we have introducing credits and "and David Warner". In the end credits, Crowden and Glover and 3rd and 4th billed, but still, Neil, you had a great cast. We could have monster hunter Angela Lansbury. 


Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) - Yawen. 


The Pope of Greenwich Village (1984)- ZZZ.


Yes, Madam (1985) - Typical Hong Kong coppers. But you can see that despite all the posturing from Cynthia Rothrock, that it would be Michelle Yeoh who'd be the major Anglophone star. 


The Doctor and the Devils (1985) - Weird to see Lewis Fiander billed over Beryl Reid, TP McKenna and Patrick Stewart. The performances from Stephen Rea going full stage Dub, Jonathan Pryce and Phil Davis don't help. 


Lethal Obsession (1987) - Erotic German thriller with Elliott Gould. 


Shanghai shanghai (1990) - Ropey Sammo Hung vehicle, too glossy for its own good. 


Rewatched The Elephant Man (1980 - which I finally understand and see is a great film), Scanners (1981), Somewhere in Time (1980), the bollocks Hellraiser (1987), Don't look now (1973), Ashanti (1979), Zulu (1964), Zulu Dawn (1979), The Tamarind Seed (1974), a Hard day's Night (1964), Thunderbirds are GO/Thunderbird 6 (1967)/(1968)), The Bridge at Remagen (1969), Yellow Submarine (1968), Chitty chitty, bang Bang (1968)...


 Convicts Four (1962) - Rote prison film, Allied artists spending the money on an incredible cast.


Dirty Weekend (1973) - Peculiar Italian buddy comedy with Oliver Reed and Mastrello Mastroianni.


Wolf Lake (1980) - Dreary revenge film with Rod Steiger and the soon-to-be-murdered David Huffman. Set in Canada, shot in Mexico. 


Circle of Two (1982) - Canadian march-january romance with Richard Burton and Hammer fan Tatum O'Neal. 


Pit and the Pendulum (1991) - Typical Band ambition doesn't meet success.


Monday, 21 September 2020

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Absolute Quiet (1936 - b/w) - Forgettable comedy with Lionel Atwill. 

See also Big City Blues (19320, featuring early Bogart.


This Happy Breed (1944) - Attractive encapsulation of pre-war Britain by Lean. features IPC's the Sunday Pictorial. 


Face to Face (1952 - b/w) - rotund maritime with James Mason + westerning with Robert Preston.


Les Espions (1957) - Dreary Ustinov spy caper from Clouzot. 


Carnival rock (1957) - Rote B-rate rocker from Corman, with the Platters.


Date with Disaster (1957) - Rote British B with Tom Drake, William Hartnell and Shirley Eaton.  Features ads for Oxo.


High Tide at Noon (1957)  Despite being set and partly shot in Nova Scotia, begins with "a British film" in big words to tell us that it is a Pinewood production, despite the presence of William Sylvester, Michael Craig, Patrick Allen (the middle two actually partly raised in Canada) and Flora Robson. Typical Rank romance starring Betta St John.


Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961) - Hard to believe I hadn't seen this Corman piece. But I suppose I already had. 


rag Doll (1961) - One of the last films by an ironically by-that-point-London-based Mancunian Film Corporation, but distributed by Butcher's, and Manson distributing, this dreary sex drama's only notable factor - the much-hated-by-Kenny Everett Jess Conrad theme, "why am I Living?" haunts this film. Conrad costars opposite Christina Gregg. With Pat Magee and Hermione Baddeley


Taste of Violence (1961) - Robert Hossein and Mario Adorf in the first modern Euro-western...


Reach for Glory (1962) - Offputting Lord of the Flies variant in wartime England. 


She'll Have To Go (1962) -  Rote black comedy starring Bob Monkhouse, Hattie Jacques, Alfred Marks and Anna Karina. That's right. a nice gothy ending where Monkhouse tries to kill Karina in a Heath Robinson organ-powered trap, only for he and Marks to fall in. 


Donovan's Reef (1963) - John Wayne "comedy". 


Strike Me Deadly (1963 - b/w) - Striking if mostly uneventful drama with some nice camerawork, from Ted V. Mikels, who as unique his cinematic vision was, was a better cinematographer.


Baraka X-77 (1966) - Forgettable Eurospy. 


Die Nibelungen (1966) - Luxuriant epic, the most expensive German film of its era, and a rare pre-80s sword and sorcery flick. Sweeping locations and a great mechanical dragon. And Herbert Lom! Plus a-pre-Terence Hill Mario Girotti. 


Mother Goose  a Go-Go (1966) - Ludicrous psychedelic erotica with Tommy Kirk.


Dutchman (1967 - b/w) - Under an hour, but a memorably angry, powerful turn from Al Freeman Jr. 


Maharlika (1970) - Pro-Marcos propaganda with Paul Burke and Broderick Crawford. Marcos' white American actress mistress Dovie Beams plays  a Filipina girl. 


Cold Sweat (1970) - Rewatched this rote Bronson Eurothriller.


Corbari (1970) - Stirring but rather dry biopic of a WW2-era partisan with thirtysomething Giuliano Gemma as someone who died age 21. 


Tarzan and the Golden Grotto (1970)/Tarzan and the Brown Prince (1973) - Though unofficial, these Spanish Italian knockoffs do feel expensive. With the likes of Peter Lee Lawrence and Fernando Sancho supporting the unremarkable but physically passable Steve Hawkes (whose Tarzan cry is alarmingly off), and some nice Eastmancolor cinematography, they do have  slight overtones of Italian cannibal movie sleaze and danger about them. The secondis a Filipino coproduction, with future British based Hollywood CGI whiz Robin Aristorenas as the titular young lad. 

May Morning (1970) - Depressing italian fare set in Oxford, soundtracked by the Tremeloes.


Kill (1971) - Romain Gary/Salkind insanity beginning with a fake-TV documentary on child drug addicts. Then, becomes a Euro-adventure with Stephen Boyd, James Mason and Jean Seberg. Mason I think is dubbed by someone doing a bad James Mason impression in some scenes, but not others. There's exposition scenes in front of  Arabs jumping on invisible pogo sticks. 


 The Incredible Two Headed Transplant (1971) - Ropey AIP twaddle.


Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me (1971) - Samey 50s-set nostalgic drama.


Slaughter Hotel (1971) - Attractive but garishly exploitative Klaus Kinski-Rosalba neri Eurosleaze.


Fox Style (1973) - Ropey Tex-blaxploitation with Juanita Moore.


The Harder They Come (1972) - A perfect capsule of 70s Jamaica.


Return of the Evil Dead (1972)/The Ghost Galleon (1974)/night of the Sea Gulls (1975) - Blind dead cobblers. 


Red Psalm (1972) - Typical Jancso. 


The Magnificent Daredevil (1973) - A fictional British TV reporter interviews racing driver Giuliano Gemma in a pub. Faux-British mix of action and sub-Alfie larks. Has a fight in  front of an ad for Yellow Pages. Cameo from Jackie Stewart.


The Trial of Billy Jack (1974) - Bonkers. How did this make 89 million dollars? Delores Taylor looks disconcertingly like crusading journalist/Irish patriot Gemma O'Doherty. She also reminds me of a late aunt. The end is just a load of crying, like a bloody televised funeral. This never got a release in the UK and Ireland. Thank God.


125 Rooms of Comfort (1974) - Amiable Canadian drama.


Zardoz (1974) - An accurate picture of Wicklow.


Deranged (1974) - Pervy Canadian Geinsploiter.


Eliza's Horoscope (1975) - Peculiar canadian odyssey with "Tom Lee Jones" in his film debut. Feels quite similar to Paul Bartel's Private Parts, down to lead Elizabeth Moorman having a similar aura to Ayn Ruymen. With Lila Kedrova  and a strange RP-voiced Australian-Chinese astrologer, one Rose Quong.


Train Ride To Hollywood (1975) - A baffling musical comedy vehicle for the r&b group Bloodstone set in a train that's also 30s Hollywood with Guy "Loving you Has Made Me Bananas" Marks as Bogie, Jay Robinson as Dracula,  lookalikes of Gable and Leigh (Phyllis Davis as Scarlett O'Hara), Jeanette McDonald and Nelson Eddy in Rose Marie surrounded by snow that only rains on them, WC fields, Roberta Collins as Jean Harlow. Bloodstone are basically a black 70s Ritz Brothers. 


Kidnap syndicate (1975) - Italian cop yarn, again surprisingly solid, with Luc Merenda and James Mason as a crime boss. Features placement for TicTacs and J&B.


Linda Lovelace for President (1975) - It feels so ugly and voyeuristic.


The Iron Super Man (1975) - Oddly steampunky Mazinger Z knockoff with Godfrey Ho.


The Masters (1975) - Dry Mafia drama with Jennifer O'Neill, Franco Nero and James Mason.


Nick the Sting (1976) - Amiable, slightly jokey Sting in Eurocrime drag from di Leo with Luc Merenda as Nick Hezard, Lee J. Cobb, Luciana Paluzzi, Valentina Cortese and Gabriele Ferzetti. 


la polizia interviene ordine di uccidere (1975) - rote Eurocrime with Leonard Mann, Janet Agren, James Mason and Stephen Boyd. 


Viva Knievel (1977) - Evel can't act, so he just looks as baffled as the audience, as weirdness abounds. 


Blood and Diamonds (1978) - Routine Fernando di Leo Eurocrime. 


Cyclone (1978) - Despite sharks, cannibalism and dog-death, this is a rather dreary Mexican exploiter.


Magnum Cop (1978) - Decent Maurizio Merli cop show, in Austria, with Joan Collins in her The Stud era. 

See also Convoy Busters (1978) - not a trucker flick, but a rather downbeat but decent actioner involving Italian music shows and murdered girls. 


The New godfathers (1979) - Dreary Italian-Turkish-Iranian Godfather knockoff.


Running Scared (1980) - Unusual, confused 60s war/regional action hybrid with Ken Wahl, Judge Reinhold, John Saxon, Annie McEnroe, Bradford Dillman and Pat Hingle. A late imitation of Macon County Line.


The Club (1980) - Graham Kennedy and Jack Thompson sporting a magnificent tache in a film that somehow makes Aussie rules football exciting. Kennedy was an underappreciated character actor, despite being his country's most beloved broadcaster, their Wogan (and not just cos he did Blankety Blanks). Wonder can someone make the great GAA movie?

Bruce Beresford also did the same for teenage girls with the similarly truthful but trashily grim Puberty Blues (1981), based on the Kathy Lette book.


Bad Blood (1981) - Might be Mike Newell's best film, forgotten and buried at its release by being a product of the instantly stillborn film arm of Southern Television, it's a true crime story based on a real-life New Zealand crime case, with Jack Thompson as a farmer gone mad. Transformed into a 50s-set Kiwi western, it is savage, brutal and held together by performances from Thompson, Prisoner Cell Block H's Franky Doyle - Carol Burns, and Denis Lill, in a rare screen lead, for once playing his own nationality, as the local constable. 


The House by the Cemetery (1981) - Haunted house/franken-zombie nonsense from Fulci.See also City of the Living Dead (1980)


Station for Two (1982) - Two Soups - the Soviet Romance.


Bloodbeat (1983) - Bizarre French slasher shot in Wisconsin, with a  Darth Vader-esque samurai killer.


Monkey Shines (1988) - Dreary 80s romero despite for Romero, a great cast - Joyce van Patten, Stephen Root ("Lenore!"), Stanley Tucci!!!


The Carrier (1988) - What the hell is this? Begins in the present as a kind of slasher, then tunrs into an insane sub-Crazies post-apocalyptica?


Terror in Beverly Hills (1988)  - What begins as a promising sub-sub-Cannon actioner by Israelis the Bibiyans becomes increasingly boring. with Frank Stallone, William Smith and Cameron Mitchell.


Meet the Hollowheads  (1989) - A cult film without a cult.


Transylvania Twist (1989) - Ambitious Corman/Wynorski ZAZ-type parody. Not great but ambitious and with a few fun jokes. Robert Vaughn, Angus Scrimm, Jay Robinson, howard Morris as Prof.  Lilloman from High Anxiety...


Escape from the Liberty Cinema (1990) - A polish Jerry Lewis lookalike censor deals with a Purple Rose of Cairo-type film. Shot like an episode of Boon. Being Polish, a number of the cast were  in Soupy Norman. 


The Public Eye (1992) - Visually gorgeous neo-noir with Joe Pesci that suffers as it was marketed as a pulpy comedy. With Barbara Hershey and baby Jared Harris as a bull-headed Culchie doorman. 


Carnosaur (1993) - Despite its ambition, this Jurassic Park cash-in can't go beyond the dull visual dowdiness of most Corman films post-1985.